Bush photo that needs to be captioned :)

[wicket]

Caption this :)

[TwoHandedLayup]

1. Gawd, I wish

I had me a nice piece of a centers butt to go with this football. I love the smell of sweaty ass.

[kayell]

2. Step 1 to rebuild economy: Plug Piehole

[sundancekid]

3. my pinocchio nose grew so long, it turned into an oval bulb at one end

[jackieforthedems]

4. "Come To Pappa"

The football should be a globe of the world, as in NWO. "Come to pappa."

[jcgadfly]

5. My sphincter gets this big

when Unka Dick has his hand up there controlling me...No, I don't want the damn ball!

[Fridays Child]

6. Nuke Yuh Lur.

[displacedtexan]

8. That's the first thing I thought of...

when I saw that photo!

[skypilot]

7. Gee, is this "The Football"...

...that presidents are in charge of. Man, this job is even easier than I thought.

[Stew225]

9. Hi, I'm George Bush and I approve this

Arrgh! Doh!!!Owwwww!!!!!

[frylock]

10. i like to toss the football granny-style..

like that Rick Barry feller. He was one of the greatest quarterbacks in the AMA.

[Cyrano]

11. Bush asked the military aide who carries the nuclear codes to

give him the "football," as those codes are called.

Fortunately, a nearby sane person found a real football to throw to him.

[LiberalPersona]

12. I'm tossing the ball to Kerry

Now let him clean up my mess.

[chimpy the poopthrower]

13. I can hold up this football...

...solely through the suction of my nostrils when I inhale. I built up my nasal muscles over years of heavy cocaine use.

[TrustingDog]

14. A Texas sized booger.

[wicket]

15. EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

;)