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Edited on Thu Aug-12-04 06:55 PM by trof
I love these "don't know if it's true, but..." e-mails.
So what? Mike Wallace is no special icon of mine.
Oh, don't know if it's true, but it's funny anyway...
From Morkley Frambush
CNN
Wednesday, August 11, 2004 Posted: 1:09 AM EDT (0509 GMT)
George Bush-the-younger is a closet necrophliac who enjoys getting it on with dead goats. The story I hear is that he keeps a special herd of goats down in Crawford, and get this: They're not ALL female. Evidently he likes to have a go at the billies as WELL as the nannies. Of course they have to be deceased first. There's a special Satanic Ceremony that he, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, and Rove perform for each execution and subsequent "deflowering'. Bush, Sr. is the High Priest. Laura collects the blood for use in Dubya Daiquiris after.
You DID hear that he's back on the sauce, didn't you? Has been since that close call with the Supreme court back in early 2000.
Boy, was that a squeaker. Remember the "pretzel-choke"? Booze. The fall off the Segue? Booze. The two falls from his bike? Booze. At least Kerry can ride a freakin' bike without training wheels and without falling off.
Anyway, back to the goats. His favorite one is Karl, which he keeps in a meat locker so it can be thawed out for his...um..."pleasure". They got a micro-wave at Crawford as big as a Lincoln Town Car. Karl has HUGE horns, and the biggest, brownest eyes you've ever seen. Eyelashes out to....here. George say Karl reminds him of someone very, VERY close to him (if you get my drift).
Well, nobody's perfect. That's for sure.
Bush/Cheney 2004
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Subject: About Mike Wallace, don't know if it's true but it is funny anyway!
From Dalit Herdoon
CNN
Wednesday, August 11, 2004 Posted: 1:09 AM EDT (0509 GMT)
NEW YORK (CNN) -- CBS News veteran Mike Wallace, 86, was arrested Tuesday evening outside a New York City restaurant and issued a summons for "disorderly conduct."
Alan Fromberg, deputy commissioner for public affairs at the Taxi and Limousine Commission (TLC), told CNN that Wallace allegedly lunged himself at a TLC inspector at about 8:30 p.m. EDT.
Two TLC inspectors saw that Wallace's vehicle, registered with the commission, was double-parked and approached the driver. According to Fromberg, while the two inspectors were questioning the driver and checking the vehicle, Wallace came staggering out of Luke's Bar and Grill on Manhattan's Upper East side carrying a take-out order and an opened 40 oz can of "Steel Reserve" beer, which is a favorite among Manhattan's homeless drinkers. Wallace reportedly appeared disheveled, momentarily disoriented, and had an altogether hostile demeanor.
Wallace then approached the two inspectors, Fromberg said, in an "overtly assertive and disrespectful manner." Wallace, who police reports allege was "highly intoxicated," was asked to step away three times by the inspectors. Wallace became "increasingly agitated." "After the third request to step aside, Wallace " at one of the inspectors," Fromberg said, pulled his penis from his pants and told the TLC inspectors to "Step away from this boys," while attempting to run into them with his member.
After a brief scuffle, during which Wallace allegedly "weenie wagged numerous observing citizens," the second inspector handcuffed Wallace and placed him in an unmarked TLC vehicle. Once inside the vehicle, Fromberg's report indicates that Wallace began hooting "like a cowboy," and repeatedly demanded a "Screen Test," a reference to a common police practice of hitting the brakes suddenly so that detainees crash into the barrier screen separating the front from the back. Wallace was then escorted to the 19th precinct and "issued a summons for disorderly conduct," Fromberg said.
He was subsequently booked into the 19th precinct "sobering center," where he was released soon afterward. Police reports indicate that Wallace had demonstrated an "inability to care for himself."
Luigi Militello, owner of Luke's Bar and Grill, told CNN that Wallace is a regular customer at his restaurant and "anyone that knows him can tell you he doesn't behave wildly, unless he's been into the Scotch, and then it's more like, 'batten down the hatches boys, Mike's on another bender!'" Militello stated that Wallace has been on several "benders" in Luke's Bar and Grill, and has caused thousands of dollars in property damage over the years.
Militello said he observed the incident from inside the restaurant. Although Militello could not hear what was said, he said the inspector appeared stunned when Wallace began "weenie wagging."
"Yeah, that was some scary (expletive)." Militello said. "He pulled out the ole yogurt hose and the inspectors started freaking out. I tried to warn them not to mess with Mike when he's like this. We usually just haul him back in and let him sleep it off on the sofa in the office. Sometimes he takes a little Chinese broad in there with him," Militello said.
Wallace called Militello after he was released from the precinct to let him know he was home "eating his meatloaf."
Calls to CBS News for comment were not immediately returned.
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