Anybody else think that permitting gay marriage will lead to

[Jackpine Radical]

people wanting to marry aardvarks?

[JohnKleeb]

1. no

but I do think permitting it would be a hard bill to pass through congress. :shrug: anyone else agree

[4morewars]

2. I thought it was box turtles ?

[NewHampshireDem]

3. Without a doubt!

And, let me go on record, the *moment* gay marriage becomes legal, I am divorcing my wife and marrying a man--thus striking a blow against traditional marriage and families. Once they have won me over, the homosexual agenda will be complete! :eyes:

[RodneyCK2]

4. No, that is a right-wing hate spin on the issue...

another attempt to blur the real issue at hand. They can not debate it from the angle that it is or is not fair that gays can't get the same basic benefits like married straight couples, so they invent these spins, smoke screens.

[Kal Belgarion]

5. No, but...

I think allowing gays to marry will make more children be born outside of wedlock.

...or so Ricky Santorum told me.

[joycep]

22. Huh?

Did he explain how this was going to happen?

[patdem]

6. I was considering marriage to an aardvark, since I DO have ant problems

but you know...those box turtles are so appealing..einy meiny miney moe??? You know marraige is such a crap shoot lately....with Britney and Jennifer Lopez and all!!!

[Eloriel]

7. Aw. c'mon. Don't ruin the kid's fun. You're stealing his future

material. :evilgrin:

[Jackpine Radical]

10. Whaddya mean, Eloriel?

I left him wombats.

[Doctor_J]

8. Me! Me!

In fact, since CA and MA started marrying same-sex couples, i MYSELF have decided to sue so i can marry my aardvark.

[Jackpine Radical]

21. Awww, that's so nice...

Making an honest aardvark of her..him..whatever

[napi21]

9. Only thing bad I can see that permitting gay marriage is

gay divorce! But hay, if they want to take that risk, it sure isn't going to bother me. Lawyers will love the extra business.

[Bluebear]

11. God made Adam and Eve, you know.

At least that's what they tell me.

[Jackpine Radical]

14. What, God didn't make

aardvarks?

[Bluebear]

15. Yes but they were hetero aardvarks.

Anything else, it's just, it's just not NATURAL.

[Jackpine Radical]

16. Well, I wasn't interested in a BOY aardvark.

What do you think I AM?

[Bluebear]

17. I don't know, let's fool around and find out.

After all, I just heard, I am just asking, I thought all Democrats were promiscuous love machines.

[olddem43]

12. The real problem here is that everyone will be

forced to marry a gay person. At least that's the gay agenda.

[salin]

13. only in the twisted minds of some wingnut senators...

which is sorta worrisome. I mean, who even THINKS of people wanting to marry aardvarks... it isn't a normal train of thought... which makes one wonder... so why are they thinking about marriage to aardvarks and is the root cause treatable :shrug:

[patdem]

18. Marrying aadvarks is just about getting rid of ants..do you understand

how difficult it is to get rid of ants (unles you are tom delay and have the poisons illegal to the rest of the world)...so you see..it is a marriage of convience..you have heard of that before right???

[salin]

20. lol...

maybe the wingnuts really do just have big ant problems ;-)

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

19. No, but

stable, loving gay marriages might help the entire institution of marriage, imho.