Where will Bush live......................

[ClintonTyree]

after we spank his ass and throw him out of the White House in January? Will he go back to the pig farm in Texas, or return to his roots in Kennebunkport?

Is there a third alternative I'm not thinking about? Under a rock? Under a bridge? Iraq? Unka' Dick's ranch in Wyoming?


My guess is back to Kennebunkport. The Texas thing was just for show I think. He'll want to get back to the luxurious trappings of Kennebunkport.

[ronnykmarshall]

1. Maine

You think Laura's going to wanna stay at that ranch?

[laruemtt]

2. federal prison.

[tom_paine]

3. From your lips to God's Ears. But I think we'd be knee deep in

dead bodies before a member of the Imperial Family went to jail...

[beyurslf]

11. Oh now.... Don't make me get all giddy at that thought!

[HFishbine]

4. in infamy? (eom)

[rogerashton]

5. If I owned Maine and Texas

I'd rent out Texas and live in Maine.

In the summers.

In the winters, I'd rent out Maine and live on Padre Island.

[KayLaw]

6. Bush is a Peaknik

He'll live in his super energy-efficient ranch.

[pbg]

7. Not sure

..but I'm certain he'll start a blog.

[GoneOffShore]

17. And who will write it for him - eom

[Ilsa]

8. He'll be back on the ranch until he can sell it.

Whoever moves in will have to have it exterminated and fumigated. Then he'll move to River Oaks in Houston, I bet.

[catmandu57]

9. If not federal prison

can we exile him to elba?

[Trailrider1951]

10. Under a rock with the rest of the cockroaches! n/t

[Dukkha]

12. The ninth circle of Dante's Inferno

The one reserved for traitors

http://www.dac.neu.edu/uc/s.cassavant/DanteOut.html

[JHB]

13. I think he actually likes Texas...

...certainly not New England with all it "fond" memories of smarter kids looking down their noses at "Mr. Bumpkin".

Nope, the Texans can point to his birth and education all they want, but that's where he spent his formative years, and that's home to him.

In any case, frankly, I don't give a damn where he lives, as long as he's not in a position to make things worse for regular people.

[rastignac5]

18. Smarter New England kids?

The only college Bush wasn't smart enough to get in to was the University of Texas at Austin. My alma mater rejected his dumb ass. Those New England Schools welcomed him with open arms.

[kskiska]

19. He applied to U. of Texas when he was on the outs with Poppy

probably after challenging him to a fistfight. When he couldn't get into law school on his own, Poppy got him into Harvard.

[JHB]

21. My apologies for the poor phrasing...

By "smarter New England kids", I meant he was surrounded by kids from NE, and because he is who he is, they were almost by definition smarter than him. (And the ones who weren't were better practiced at gazing down their nose.) Mainly referring to Andover, but Yale too.

And keep in mind, at UTA it wasn't the students who rejected him, it was administrators who didn't owe any favors to the Bush family. As for the New England Schools, it was his tuition (and relations to donation-giving alumni) they wanted. His actual carcass was besides the point.

[Minstrel Boy]

14. Spandau sounds good.

Every day, for an hour, he could try to ride a bike around the grounds.

[iconoclastic cat]

15. :

[GmoneyOwnsAll]

20. My neighbors just moved out....

He's welcome to move next door to me. Because every morning I can wake up and be sure to myself that he's not our president. I would wear a Kerry shirt whenever I mowed the lawn too. With an American flag waving from my mower. :) It's great too because my neighbors we're WT, we put up with so much of their crap. They took my dad to court on a complete lie. The court hearing actually took place on September 12th 2001. Now this family is out of our lives, I'm praying the Bush family will be out of our lives next.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

16. I've read where he intends to live in the North Dallas area. He would fit

in perfectly here and the Bush family is worshipped here (there is a "President George Bush" Highway here).

[moondust]

22. Argentina.

[Cat Atomic]

23. He'll live a quiet, pointless life in Texas. You will NEVER hear

from him again. Just like Reagan.

Nobody talks to the puppet when the show is over. No point, really.