Anybody care to caption this?

[buycitgo]

I don't think I want to touch this with a ten foot.......uh......spear?

[buycitgo]

1. or this?

[HEFFA]

7. *snicker* Can you BELIEVE I had the balls to show up at this event?

What a total douchebag I am.

[mopaul]

2. i'll buy these three........

and throw in the woman for a milknurse for my kids

[name not needed]

3. "These are the nicest people I've ever refused to give a shit about"

[AntiCoup2K4]

4. "Hey, you guys have blacks here too?"

"Do they always walk around in diapers like that?"

[mopaul]

5. i like big butts and i can not lie

yeah, we like that song in texas too

[buycitgo]

6. pres. mixalot (of words up?)

word UP!

now, if you've already digested your breakfast, try this

http://www.georgebush.com/Environment/PhotoAlbum.aspx?gallery=21

from the same folks who brought you TWELVE compassion pictures at a mirror site

[buycitgo]

8. daily dose of shit shoveling?

[buycitgo]

9. man, I wish I could think of stuff for these

[buycitgo]

10. something about we always knew his hand was bigger than

his brain?

[mopaul]

12. yeah how did his right hand get so big and muscular?

jackoff jerk

[Sparkly]

76. "Hey hand me those matches... Damn trees."

[buycitgo]

11. sometimes a chainsaw is just a chainsaw?

[mopaul]

13. it's so rigid and ready........

overcompensate much george?

[buycitgo]

14. btw, Mopaul, a big thanks for all the amazing stuff you do

don't feel taken for granted

now this

[buycitgo]

16. zat a Red Rider, Poodleboy?

[Warren DeMontague]

15. Who Says I Don't Love Nature? n/t

[buycitgo]

17. Vote Bush/bin Laden in 2004

MoPaul.......this CRIES out for your expertise

[buycitgo]

18. wouldn't dumbo's face superimposed right next to OBL

work really nicely?

and some sorta campaign slogan?

[Warren DeMontague]

30. Here You Go:

[buycitgo]

31. that's FANTASTIC!!!!!!!

really, man!

I LOVE that!

send it to that ahole in Louisville with the Kerry/binLaden sticker

AWE fricking inspiring!

[mopaul]

33. speed photoshopping winner!

good one

[buycitgo]

35. really! now all it needs is dumbo's FACE next to OBL

hint hint

[Warren DeMontague]

51. Ahhh, what am I, a trained Monkey?

Yes~! Yes, I am!

Dance, little man, dance!



:hippie:

[buycitgo]

54. gawwwwwwwwddddddddddd!!!!!

I SCREAMED OUT LOUD at that one!!!!

that's truly amazing!!!!

unbelievable!

[buycitgo]

19. ha! lost this....glad I found it

[buycitgo]

20. how to win friends and influence people

can you say Abu Gahreff?

[buycitgo]

21. from a caption contest

They just hit the Washington Monument! Four More Years!

[buycitgo]

22. OK

[buycitgo]

23. calling Mopaul again

[buycitgo]

24. bowlin, bowlin, bowlin, keep those puggies bowlin......

[buycitgo]

25. Ass for DAYS!

[buycitgo]

26. speaking of ass, here's Jenna at the Olympics

[buycitgo]

27. GOP names latest school lunch vegeta--ball

[buycitgo]

28. Larry Flynt releases photo of woman who had Bush's abortion

[buycitgo]

29. more bike

[mopaul]

32. bush at kennebunkport out for a bikeride

thanks for the belly laughs. i like the other bike one too....hmmmm

[buycitgo]

36. good.......lots of fodder here, yes?

[buycitgo]

34. don't everybody jump in at once

[Crankie Avalon]

41. "Little lady...

"...someday, none of this will be left to be yours..."

[buycitgo]

37. waddya mean? Iraq was YOUR idea! No, it was YOUR idea!

[buycitgo]

38. guess where the OTHER thumb is, says the proctology resident

and ROtate!

[reprobate]

39. "But first, how about a number?"

With apologies to Harry Morgan

[buycitgo]

40. down to the last few recruits, I see

Yo, Rinty!

[buycitgo]

42. good question.....not sure WHEN I developed that man-gina!

[Surf Cowboy]

43. Two possibles...

<>

"Whaddya know, my WMD bullshit does fly!!!"

<>

"So they stomp on bugs all day?"

[buycitgo]

44. I can't move my leg.......

apologies to Robert Klein

[stavka]

45. "How much for the one on the right?"

[buycitgo]

46. jeezzzz.... was going to say, "Vote for Bush, or I'll KILL you"

then I saw it was congressman Tom Davis

isn't he the head of the pug Congressional committee, one of the very most powerful positions in pugpolitics

Ed Rollins has a VERY interesting section in his autobio about his brief tenure in that spot, and how badly Atwater and GHWB screwed him

[buycitgo]

47. Posterboy for Treason

[buycitgo]

48. I thought Dianne Arbus was dead

[buycitgo]

49. Give me back my HAT!

and did poppy shave his left eyebrow and paste it onto his other one?

[buycitgo]

50. down a little, and to the left. THERE.....oooohhhh, mmmmmm

Yeah, baby, yeahaahaa YEAH!

[buycitgo]

52. Is my children learning........to drink?

[buycitgo]

53. guess so........

[buycitgo]

55. Impeach Dubya REALLY does it!

don't miss this

[buycitgo]

56. Ben Cohen/ Ben and Jerry's and his pants on fire car

Ben Cohen, co-founder of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream, demonstrates the set-up on a 12-foot-tall effigy of President Bush with fake flames shooting out his pants on Tuesday, July 20, 2004, in Spokane, Wash. The "PantsOnFire-Mobile" is a trailer pulled behind a car. The Bush character wears a flight suit with the words "Mission Accomplished" emblazoned on the back, a reference to the president's declaration that major hostilities had ended in Iraq. An electronic ticker on the front shows what Cohen says are Bush's lies. The traveling "PantsOnFire-Mobile" is touring nationwide

[buycitgo]

57. Go cheney yourself

[buycitgo]

58. who let HIM out?

[buycitgo]

59. I is hungry, said the black box

[buycitgo]

60. raise your hands if you're sure

[buycitgo]

61. Freebird!

[donhakman]

67. pants and shoes on fire

[buycitgo]

62. From deep inside Zoomobile, a creature struggles to escape

[buycitgo]

63. King Mohammed, when did Saddam cut YOUR hand off?

I know this guy who can get you a BETTER one!

[buycitgo]

64. mutliracial PI caption here?

[buycitgo]

65. John Holmes? Never heard of him

[buycitgo]

66. reflecting on the possible return of democracy

[buycitgo]

68. I/ve NEVER missed Freaknic!

[buycitgo]

69. I/m.......puttin' on my top hat.......

great shots here

http://fme.sincerethought.org/gallery/albun21

[buycitgo]

70. I now pronounce you man and

widow

[buycitgo]

71. and when you smile for the cam'ra, you know they're gonna love ya

Peg

[buycitgo]

72. and then she said......Please don't kill me! haaaahaaaah

[buycitgo]

73. and then she said......Please don't kill me! haaaahaaaah

http://springfield.news-leader.com/specialreports/tornadoes/bushgallery0514/one.html

you MUST go here; picture won't post here

[buycitgo]

74. MMMMMM! Pancakes!

http://springfield.news-leader.com/specialreports/tornadoes/bushgallery0514/four.html

[Sparkly]

75. Original pic -- an audition for the RNC convention?

"Some of the president's BEST FRIENDS are... that kind."

[Name removed]

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[buycitgo]

78. Next stop, Fallujah!

gonna need that handbook, big time!

[buycitgo]

79. and if you buy THIS one, I have a bridge in Baghdad I'd like to sell you

[buycitgo]

80. the healthy forest act pays off its first big dividend

a PHOTO op!

[Name removed]

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[Name removed]

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[Sabriel]

81. Heck, as long as they're nearly naked already, let's pyramid 'em!

Alternatively, "Hey, which one of these guys is Kweisi Mfume?"

[buycitgo]

82. Columbia U turns out HUGE for Bush!

[buycitgo]

83. Halfwit Society for Bush

[Crankie Avalon]

86. Funny stuff in this thread...

...especially the ones about the "mangina" and the boy scouts.

Thanks.

[buycitgo]

87. anytime

did you get to see the one where the guy accused me of being a freeper for the one about the forest fire?

they deleted my polite response, too, though I made no importunate remarks toward the offender

[Crankie Avalon]

88. I did...

...that was partly why I posted my thanks to you.

I started a comedy thread myself yesterday and someone came in very early and was rude to me the same as that guy was to you (well, except I wasn't called a freeper, at least). Other people came in as the thread got longer and let me know they liked my work, and someone even said they nominated the thread for the home page. It meant a lot to me.

Just wanted to let you know this thread is appreciated and remind you know not to take what that one person said too much to heart (though you probably already knew that). While posts of other people's news articles are, of course, the bread and butter threads of any political discussion site, it takes a lot of work and thought for a poster to come up with his/her own original material--satirical or otherwise.

BTW, the one with the forest fire was good, too--very sly.

[buycitgo]

89. thanks........I couldn't care less about that person

just amazed me that he'd pick that, uh, pic from which to form such an idiotic opinion, given the other gazillion things here

not very swift on the uptake, eh?

what was YOUR thread, btw

like to see it

[Crankie Avalon]

90. Heh, heh...

...I "broke character" to give you some feedback, here--but normally I'm a lot more "Presidentiary". You'll see that from my opening statement and from how I respond to the follow-up questions as they come in on the thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2066920