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MikeG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 07:42 PM Original message |
Pretend you are God. What message would you send Bush? |
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ldf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
1. "you better hope |
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Meldread (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 07:53 PM Response to Reply #1 |
17. ditto on that one. ;) |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
2. Get Out of Al Gore's House |
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genius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 12:52 AM Response to Reply #2 |
59. I'll second this message. |
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salinen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
3. I'm not god. I'm the other guy |
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DemBones DemBones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 07:44 PM Response to Original message |
4. Quit using My Name in VAIN, |
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2Design (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 07:45 PM Response to Original message |
5. I am God and I do NOT approve of your actions! |
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billybob537 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 07:45 PM Response to Original message |
6. You have misused my name |
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Kanary (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 07:46 PM Response to Original message |
7. Keep your asbestos undies clean |
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Zorra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 07:46 PM Response to Original message |
8. Tell the world the whole truth and then turn yourself in for prosecution. |
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Mike Niendorff (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 07:47 PM Response to Original message |
9. "Stock up on asbestos, George." |
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KittyWampus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 07:48 PM Response to Original message |
10. Evolve Or Step Aside. Otherwise You Will Be Swept Aside |
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Mr_Spock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 07:48 PM Response to Original message |
11. You stupid idiot - I'm God, not you! Stop pretending - you're annoying me! |
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RoadRunner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 07:49 PM Response to Original message |
12. Get out of Dodge. |
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kodi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 07:49 PM Response to Original message |
13. take in a play? |
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teach1st (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 07:51 PM Response to Original message |
14. Read a newspaper for My sakes... N/T |
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tnlefty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 07:52 PM Response to Original message |
15. Can't do that, but...there's a southern saying that I've heard for 40 some |
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Soth (110 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 07:53 PM Response to Original message |
16. "Let my people go!" |
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AntiCoup2K4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 07:54 PM Response to Original message |
18. Go to HELL George!! |
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NightOwwl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 07:55 PM Response to Original message |
19. All this time you thought I was the one giving you guidance? |
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iconoclastic cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 07:59 PM Response to Original message |
20. A permanent cyst on his buttocks in the shape of Rush Limbaugh's face. |
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dumpster_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 08:02 PM Response to Original message |
21. zot! |
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agingdem (893 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
22. I think G-d should have "spoken" to Babs many many years ago... |
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lottie244 (903 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
23. "Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap." |
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Djinn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 08:05 PM Response to Original message |
24. No words |
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tom_paine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 08:07 PM Response to Original message |
25. "Gonna burn in hell, monster!" |
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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 08:07 PM Response to Original message |
26. A Notice of Recall |
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foolmeonce (32 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 08:10 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. bend over shatbag |
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tkmorris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 08:08 PM Response to Original message |
27. I'd wait for his next big public speech |
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juajen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 08:17 PM Response to Original message |
29. "REMOVE THYSELF FROM THE HOUSE OF KERRY", confess your |
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Gold Metal Flake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 08:18 PM Response to Original message |
30. "Ive got sixteen other universes and a new one on the stove. Look, |
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Neshanic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 08:18 PM Response to Original message |
31. Every animal he will pass shall fart uncontrollably. |
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justjones (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
32. Arrogant fool, humble yourself and repent. Only then can you know me. nt |
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mmonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 08:25 PM Response to Original message |
33. OK, out of the pool. |
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Cats Against Frist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 08:44 PM Response to Original message |
34. Go unto Senators Frist & Santorum |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 08:49 PM Response to Original message |
35. long walk |
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EndElectoral (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 09:07 PM Response to Original message |
36. You idiot! You've been talking to that fella I kicked outta here! |
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Connie_Corleone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 09:09 PM Response to Original message |
37. Endorse Kerry for President, my son. |
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dflprincess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 09:10 PM Response to Original message |
38. To Quote Bob Dylan |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 09:11 PM Response to Original message |
39. "Come and join me...NOW!" |
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TNMOM (735 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 09:12 PM Response to Original message |
40. Do humankind a favor... |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
41. "Ummm, do I know you?" |
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SunDrop23 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 09:38 PM Response to Original message |
42. Start packing. |
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Gryffindor_Bookworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 09:44 PM Response to Original message |
43. My Son, I want to get to know you better. |
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Moonbeam_Starlight (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 09:45 PM Response to Original message |
44. My son, |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
45. The Lord giveth: "Here. Have a pretzel" ...the lord taketh away... |
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thatgemguy (337 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 09:54 PM Response to Original message |
46. Repent, the end is near |
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Swamp Rat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 11:48 PM Response to Original message |
47. I have just sent you another "son" named Moon. |
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Norquist Nemesis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 11:51 PM Response to Original message |
48. You're going down, my son. |
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Doctor_J (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 11:52 PM Response to Original message |
49. enjoy the next 20 years or so |
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Unperson 309 (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 11:57 PM Response to Original message |
50. Fffttt Fffftttt BOOOOOOMMMMM!!! *sizzle* |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 07:34 AM Response to Reply #50 |
79. had the same thought. |
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TOhioLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 12:12 AM Response to Original message |
51. I would... |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 12:18 AM Response to Original message |
52. "Don't worry we're almost finished your brain" |
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gauguin57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 12:19 AM Response to Original message |
53. Wow! Is this "Live from the Actors Studio" with James Lipton? |
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DemWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 12:26 AM Response to Original message |
54. I am the Lord thy God... |
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LSU_Subversive (292 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 12:45 AM Response to Original message |
55. Pretend you're Japanese and have dishonored yourself. |
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KarmaHappens (67 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 12:46 AM Response to Original message |
56. Hey! You! Get off of my cloud |
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Fozzledick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 12:48 AM Response to Original message |
57. Mene Mene Teckel Bush |
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jdonaldball (684 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 12:50 AM Response to Original message |
58. "Pharaoh, let My people go!" |
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absolutezero (879 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 12:57 AM Response to Original message |
60. during the convention |
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JSJ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 12:58 AM Response to Original message |
61. 'those last thunderbolts were just warnings, jackass!' n/t |
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drdtroit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 01:15 AM Response to Original message |
62. a myocardial infarction |
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Kinkistyle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 01:23 AM Response to Original message |
63. Well, after re-instating Utopia. |
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misanthrope (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 01:30 AM Response to Original message |
64. Does spontaneous human combustion... |
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WindRavenX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 01:33 AM Response to Original message |
65. " W - drinkith from thy cup of anti-freeze" |
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TexasSissy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 01:48 AM Response to Original message |
66. "Go forth, and sin no more." |
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Selwynn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 01:57 AM Response to Original message |
67. Dear Bush, why have you forsaken me? Love, God. |
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sampsonblk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 02:36 AM Response to Original message |
68. Hit the Road Jack! |
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doodleysquat (18 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 02:42 AM Response to Original message |
69. I'm afraid your reservations have been misplaced, |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 02:45 AM Response to Original message |
70. a lightning bolt |
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jdonaldball (684 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 02:50 AM Response to Original message |
71. "I'm a Muslim" |
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Piperay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 03:30 AM Response to Original message |
72. You're FIRED!!! ... |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 04:28 AM Response to Original message |
73. I would send him the answers to Peace, the location of the Iraqi WMD, |
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Tight_rope (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 04:37 AM Response to Original message |
74. You time on earth has ended...Your next journey will be down that road |
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Nobody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 06:02 AM Response to Original message |
75. "We voted for Gore" |
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Nile (354 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 06:27 AM Response to Original message |
76. Hey Dude, you want to see some real fire power?? |
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TheWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 06:33 AM Response to Original message |
77. It all depends on which God you are talking about. |
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truthspeaker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 07:29 AM Response to Original message |
78. Go to Hell. Go directly to Hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. |
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kentuck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 07:35 AM Response to Original message |
80. I've pulled your ticket....you are going to the other place.... |
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Justice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 07:45 AM Response to Original message |
81. I gave you everything, and what have you sown? |
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Nihil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 10:06 AM Response to Original message |
82. In letters of fire across the Washington sky ... |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 10:20 AM Response to Original message |
83. "I want my name taken off your projects" and |
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drdigi420 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-22-04 10:21 AM Response to Original message |
84. "for the last time, I AM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!!!!!' |
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