he was on the 12th hole!

[grasswire]

This must be the first time he had to interrupt his golf game for anything.

Left the course on the 12th hole!!

He'll have to have a long nappy this afternoon.

[jackstraw45]

1. When he wakes up...

Pickles will have left a bucket of frogs by his bedside for him to kill.

Killing frogs have always made Georgie feel better.

[Garage Queen]

2. Yep! and he even put on a SUIT and TIE for his statement

Ooooooooooooh....I'm soooo impressed!

:evilgrin:

[soleft]

3. Reminds me of the guy who was playing golf with his wife

Shanks a tee off shot into a wooded area, the ball ricochets off a tree, hits his wife in the head and kills her instantly.

Year later, he's on the same course on the same hole. Hits a perfect shot down the center of the fairway and breaks down sobbing. His friend asks him what's wrong.

I just remembered something terrible. Last time I played this whole I triple bogied.

[ewagner]

4. ....Or...

Two golfers playing a hole beside a road. A funeral processiong comes by and one golfer takes off his cap and places it over his heart until the procession drives by. The other golfer says "I'm impressed. That was a touching show of respect!" the first golfer says..."Well, what the hell we WERE married for 25 years".

[zbdent]

8. When asked why it took 17 hours to finish one game of golf,

the husband said, "Well, Charlied died on the second tee, and we kept having to hit a shot, drag Charlie, hit the next shot, drag Charlie, . . ."

[celestia671]

5. Does that A$$hole ever do anything else?

Besides go on vacation and play golf while people get blown up, lose their electricity, and our soldiers are dying in a sweltering desert?
:mad:

[cjbuchanan]

6. Yes

Sometimes he takes a break to raise money so he can do this for another four years.

[oasis]

10. dandy reply

:-)

[celestia671]

11. Oh yeah, that too!

So that pretty much gives him full day! Leaves little time for that pesky running the country thing!

[Tyler Durden]

7. That's the 13th hole if you count his asshole.

14th with the piehole, and 15th if you count the hole in his head.

[zbdent]

9. Yikes! Had a Clarence Thomas moment!

Thought you were talking about a John Holmes art film.

[FreeperSlayer]

12. scum

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