OK. Which one of you guys did this? Who is the pooper?

[FatSlob]

Funny as hell! Good work. I was laughing my ass off. Some people don't get it, do they. The "Phantom Shitter" stuck again!

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=251720

[tandot]

1. *SNARF* ... I shouldn't read that stuff during lunch break

Any tips? Whodunnit? Common...tell us

[indigobusiness]

2. I don't know who did it...

but I blame Reverend Moon and suspect BigMcLargehuge.

[indigobusiness]

26. kick

kick

[indigobusiness]

27. kick

kick

[havocmom]

3. Does Agent Mike moonlight?

:shrug:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. I love the Freeper responses.

They ought to be able to charge him with some crime for doing that.

I would have filed charges and had him arrested at his new workplace.

I think I would have called the PO-PO on him, I am sure there is a statute covering improper disposal of human waste! Funny how easy DNA can be extracted from the remains too and that he would have to miss work from his new job to be at the Court House!

Somebody DID keep a sample for a DNA exam, RIGHT?
( a simple shitstain would provide the evidence )

Somebody IS looking into his bragging about it on DU, RIGHT?

That person should be charged with a crime, especially if there is evidence and internet bragging about it.
I can't think of a better thing to do to someone like that.

You employed him, so you have LOTS of information about him--home address, social security number, etc., etc.--the possibilities are endless, and well-deserved. I would loose the dogs of war.

[FatSlob]

5. What is that pic at the bottom of your post?

Can't make it out.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

6. It's the sleeve for My Bloody Valentine's 1991 record Loveless.

[Gold Metal Flake]

17. MBV- Still waiting for the next album.

Willing to wait forever.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

19. You probably will.

Still, Kevin has popped up recently, such as with the 'Lost in Translation' CD and his work with Primal Scream.

[WillyT]

16. My Fave:

'Thats not poop - its concentrated evil!'

Too funny!!!

:evilgrin:

[tom_paine]

23. DNA can be extracted from waste?

That's a new one on me and I'm a molecular bilogist!

Do some of your colon cells slough off every time you take a dump?

Going to Google & find out.

ON EDIT: Well, I be damned. They can't quite do it yet, but it looks like they are getting close.

www.benecke.com/natwiss.pdf

Man, It's getting so's a man can't take a dump in someone's office without gettin' caught!

(that's a JOKE, Heinrich A$$cru$t and assorted Brownshirts)

[RebelOne]

7. That is too, too funny.

OK, pooper, fess up. I know you live in Georgia.

[neoteric lefty]

8. It was me... I admit it

I didn't feel any hostility towards the comany, it is just that they didn't have facilites available at the moment. You know, when you gotta shit, you gotta shit.

Just kidding :) but if that did happen, then that boss must have really pissed off the guy.

[Goldmund]

9. LOL

"By the way, I think it was a really shitty thing to do."

[BiggJawn]

10. A "Crime"? Oh, come now...

Yeah, I know, in Calico Johnnie's Murka, a TURD can be a TERRA attack, but c'mon, now, so they can't fire the guy because he's already quit, so they're gonna do the next best thing to extract retribution: Call out the Sturm Abteilung (your local "To Protect and to SERVE" Pee-Dee)Stormtroopers to hunt him down and haul is miserable don't-believe-in-GAWD ass in front of "Q" for a swift trial....All for a turd.

[Loonman]

11. "Agnostic"....ha ha ha.....freeper jackasses

That cracks me up.

[redqueen]

12. Good work?

That is nasty.

:puke:

[Renew Deal]

13. lol, not me

:hurts::hurts::hurts:

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

14. I have left shits in the executive bathroom

And not flushed. I'll have to work my way up to shitting on the floor.

[Cleita]

15. Well, just because Mr. Chainsaw said it happened didn't mean

it did. How quick they were to blame it on a DU'er too. What a strange message board too.

[FatSlob]

20. That it is.

I'm a member over there too, as it is a smorgasboard of information on the AR rifle, of which I own two. However, the general discussion areas are a bit odd. I'm generally happy to stay in the technical sections.

[drdigi420]

18. the author says agnostic like it was a bad thing

what a redneck

must be one of those holy rolling magic men in the sky believers

[chimpy the poopthrower]

21. If this situation were reversed...

...I imagine the reactions on both sides would be reversed as well. Some freepers (or whatever that site is) would be saying how hilarious it was, and most people on DU would be talking about how nasty and childish the perpetrator was. But I doubt that DUers would make a comments about the perp probably being a "fag" too, as they did.

IF this really happened, I think it's pretty gross, especially considering that someone else had to clean it up. But even the person who posted that has no real proof that this employee was the one who did it. I did notice how they like to jump to conclusions over there. One person said "he's probably over at DU bragging to his buddies" and then the subsequent posters started acting like that was a fact. :eyes:

[Piperay]

22. I doubt that it

happened at all and if there was poop on the floor the guy probably did it himself. :hurts:

[eleny]

24. I don't believe it either

Sounds like a story fabricated out of a twisted mentality.

[giant_robot]

25. This is a great job...

...FOR ME TO POOP ON!!! </Truimph>

Actually, I think that was classless and pretty gross, and I feel slightly ashamed for being a juvenile goofball. Just slightly. And I think I'll get over it soon. Ah!...There!