11:00 EST Piehole ALERT! * to speak to audience of...

[nostamj]

wait for it................


TROOPS!

<yawn>

To the tune of “SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS”

CONVOLUTED SYNTAX AND A MANGLING OF THE GRAMMAR
EVERY TIME YOU HEAR HIM SPEAK
YOU WANT TO GRAB A HAMMER
BUT IF YOU DARE TO PROTEST
YOU'LL END UP IN THE SLAMMER
CONVOLUTED SYNTAX AND A MANGLING OF THE GRAMMAR

UM TERRA TERRA TERRA UM SMOKE ‘EM OUT
UM TERRA TERRA TERRA UM SMOKE ‘EM OUT

OUR GEORGIE IS NO ORATOR
AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE
AND READING OFF A MONITOR
HE DOES JUST AWFULLY
IT’S THE SAME SPEECH HE SPEECHED BEFORE
BUT STILL CAN’T GET IT RIGHT
I GET ANNOYED AT THIS DULL BORE
AND I CAN’T BE POLITE:

IT’S CONVOLUTED SYNTAX AND A MANGLING OF THE GRAMMAR
EVERY TIME YOU HEAR HIM SPEAK
YOU WANT TO GRAB A HAMMER
BUT IF YOU DARE TO PROTEST
YOU'LL END UP IN THE SLAMMER
CONVOLUTED SYNTAX AND A MANGLING OF THE GRAMMAR
(Whisper:)
CONVOLUTED SYNTAX AND A MANGLING OF THE GRAMMAR
(Full:)
CONVOLUTED SYNTAX AND A MANGLING OF THE GRAMMAR!

Parody Lyrics Copyright 2004 by Jeff Matson
All Rights Reserved.
From: The Question W Revue

[wndycty]

1. Everytime he does this he is campaigning on our fricking dime. . .

. . .he is going to exploit the hell out of the military.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

5. what is it with bush and the potholes

he's brought up fixing potholes in numerous speeches.

[nostamj]

7. "IT’S THE SAME SPEECH HE SPEECHED BEFORE"

he only has one *speech* and repeats it every time. he just changes the name of the city.

utterly pathetic. and these poor soldiers are forced to listen and applaud the fraud...

[wndycty]

9. And he is getting airtime

:kick:

[Just Me]

19. That's why I avoid watching him,...

,...but I'll bet he used the words "liberation", "terrorism", "freedom", "security" over and over and over again, huh.

[nostamj]

20. what *very* little i heard was

THUGS and KILLERS and KILLERS who KILL people for wanting their FREEDOMS...

<click!>

[fairfaxvadem]

2. McCain is introducing the Idiot in Chief now

I can't bear it...

[wndycty]

3. Do you think McCain's office wrote that speech?

Its obvious with McCain doing the introduction in Washington not Arizona that this is a big political event! Disgusting, very very disgusting!

[bluedog]

6. McMcains 15 minutes up on the

Democrats Dime...............trust him....never

[molly]

4. I turned off the TV - campaigning on my nickel

[elf]

8. Heavy thunderstorm just overhead of our house

Right on time, no satelite signal!!!!!!!!!:)

[flpoljunkie]

13. McCain ought to be ashamed for selling his fellow veterans down the river

by signing on to Bush's war in Iraq by saying Bush "took the fight to Iraq". It is not enough, Mr. McCain, to say that Saddam used WMD before and "was determined to possess them again someday." It is not enough to say that the war in Iraq "gives hope to people long oppressed by the tyrant Saddam Hussein." This is not why the Bush administration went to war in Iraq, but was the only remaining justification when WMD proved elusive. Their answer was to pull the UN inspectors out, trash the UN, and go to war--an unnecessary, costly and bloody war which has made us less secure today--not more.

Shame on you, John McCain, for supporting George W. Bush while you purport to long for the Republican party of Teddy Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln. You have sold out these principles by keeping the Republican party in power at any cost. Standing by the side of this man is reprehensible. If there were any integrity in the GOP, he and Cheney would have been impeached long ago for taking us to war in Iraq rather than pursuing Osama bin Laden in Afghanistan.

McCain is attempting to rehabilitate Dubya's campaign. How utterly sad for McCain to support these thugs, who completely lack honor and integrity. One must ask why McCain puts party above principle? Why, indeed?

[Ripley]

10. LOL! Funny lyrics!

Thanks for that Jeff and nostamj!

[nostamj]

12. thanks!

it's one of my favorite parodies in the show (along with SPAWN OF BARBARA to the tune of "This Joint Is Jumpin"

p.s. it has been rumored that Jeff Matson (jmatson) and nostamj are the same person! ;-)

[bluedog]

11. LOL

"the president of the United States speaks and means what he says...
we will hunt them out of every hole..........
my doctrine..who ever harbors terrorists.treated like terrorists.....

[AlCzervik]

14. Everytime I hear him say

"Mad man" i wonder if he's talking about himself.

[bluedog]

15. military audience

he has to keep the war in front of the people somehow. If he did not speak in front of these type of audiences he might have to answer tough questions from people who are allowed to speak. Have you seen any of the military stand up and ask a question. Have you ever seen any of the military disagree with what he says.

But he can't make this war look good. He is only killing more innocent Americans and the public is waking up to that.

[Hogarth]

17. Is he flipping the pages ...

... of his notes backwards again?

[Bo]

16. Armies of the Darkness ALERT!!!!!!!

Did I really just hear that? Deranged "Revelations" believing fool that he is,pandering to the Baptist now. FOOLS.

[Sabriel]

21. Isn't that a cult classic horror movie from 1993?

"Army of Darkness," starring GWB as a horrible zombie-like creature incapable of stringing two words together coherently....

Sabriel

[Minstrel Boy]

18. One second is all it took.

I just happened to tune to CNN: Bush, troops behind him. The words "free Iraq." <click>

That was all I needed to see and hear.

This was already old a year ago.

[LWolf]

22. Great lyrics.

I can "hear" it humming along in my head as I read it.

Convoluted syntax and a mangling of the grammar!

[nostamj]

25. thanks!

we use that in a medley with Cole Porter's "Brush Up Your Shakespeare"

just a snip:

THE ONES TODAY WHO ADORE THE PREZ
MUST IGNORE THE DUMB THINGS HE SEZ
AND TO PROVE OUR POINT WE WILL QUOTE AT LENGTH
ELOQUENCE IS JUST NOT HIS STRENGTH.
HE FOOLED US ONCE AND THE SHAME’S ON US
BUT THE SIMPLETON IS SO DEVIOUS
THEY BLESS ALL HIS BLUNDERS AND TWISTED LIES
TORTURED DICTION MUST GIVE THEM A RISE.
SO THEY APPLAUD WITH GLEE
AND THEY THINK HIS SMIRK IS SO CUTE
BUT WHEN I LOOK I SEE.
A CHIMPANZEE IN A FLIGHTSUIT

[kentuck]

23. He's afraid to speak to the rest of America...

God forbid when the troops figure it out...but that's why they get 'em young. A few good men are able to figure it out.

[progressivebydesign]

24. I smelled something rotten when I woke up this morning..

..then I realized the Chimp would be within 20 miles of my house. Since last night, around 9pm, the military jets have been circling the area non-stop. on my tax dollars, of course.