Would you let Bush use your Toilet? If by sheer chance the man

[opihimoimoi]

was passing your house and needed to use the bathroom for the Number 2 real bad.... like real bad, "any minute now" sez the Secret Service,
Would you let him in or let the poor guy crap in his pants?

What would you say to him in YOUR HOME?

[Wickerman]

1. I would let him in the bathroom

and then when he was in I would barricade the door so that the world might be safe from his menace for a few hours.

Ok, Ok, not really - just kidding SS guys. Of course, as a good American I would allow the pres to use my bathroom. The one downstairs with the catbox in it - the one with the really badly in need of a cleaning toilet bowl, - the one that still has my stinky clothes in it from mowing the lawn.

have at it, GWB*

[alonso_quijano]

2. What an opportunity!

Auction the Bush dookie on eBay. You'd make a mint from the Freeper Foie Gras!

[The empressof all]

20. Oh Yuck

Just the thought of it made me gag

[Kinkistyle]

3. Yeah.. out of sheer fear.

I'm afraid if I refuse he might declare me an anti-American "Enemy Combatant", arrest me without legal representation or trial and torture me until I mysteriously die of a heart-attack in Gitmo.

A dirty toilet seems a small sacrifice.

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. yes, he could use it.. and then I would

insist after he came out of having a prayer meeting with him. You know he can't pass those up.

But of course, being a lefty I would make him sit through prayers for far different things than he normally asks for.

Would Jesus love a liberal? You bet!
http://www.geocities.com/greenpartyvoter/liberalchristians.htm

[reprehensor]

5. But no TP. n/t

[opihimoimoi]

9. LOL. "I am so sorry you had to use your hands and tie but we JUST ran out

of paper this morning"

"Did you user soap? Your hands still smell"

[David__77]

6. It's my Constitutional right to let him crap his pants!

There will be no presidential trespass upon my toilets!

[Bronco69]

7. Not only would I NOT let him in,

I would have him arrested for trespassing if he even came on my property! :-)

[salinen]

8. The guy isn't even potty trained

and that means "the beautiful mind" must accompany "pretzel pee pee" into my clean bathroom.

[opihimoimoi]

10. Would "Beautiful Mind" Clean up after him? Shitty toilets is a terrible

sight to behold.

[eek]

11. Yes, of course, because I'm no cruel, torturing, mean

hypocritically compassionate , uncaring of the basic needs of my fellow human, elitist,
motherf$cker like he is.

[Cheswick2.0]

12. Yes, even bush could use my bathroom

then I would sell tickets to the local freepers to use it after him.

[wryter2000]

13. Hell, yeah

I don't want the bozo taking a dump among my gardenias. Then, I'd tell him to get the hell off my property.

[opihimoimoi]

14. Most likey the gardenias would wither and stress if the royal shit is

dumped on them.


Ewwwwwwwww

[molly]

15. NO - and he can't use my litterboxes or my backyard

either!

[foreigncorrespondent]

16. Not in this, or any life time!

He can shit his dacks, while I film it for news at 11.

[bleedingheart]

17. Yes...because I am a liberal and liberals are considerate people

[Mountainman]

18. I wouldn't do a GD thing to help him in any way.

Of course he would get Asscroft to use the Patriot Act to force me to let him in.

Freepers would save his shit and make shrine to put it on. Probably they would sell some of it on ebay to other freepers. They'd make a haul that way.

I'm sure Rim Job would love to wipe his face in it. Valhalla! Bush shit first contact!

[opihimoimoi]

19. LOL, you got a way with words mon.

[Mountainman]

25. Not as good as you I'm not ashamed to say.

[vetwife]

22. I got a litter box downstairs for my Pussy......cat

He could take that outside

[truthspeaker]

21. I wouldn't even let the fucker in my house

He'd probably steal my beer!

[jakefrep]

23. Yes,...

but I would remove all toilet paper from the bathroom before I let him in. Make him sit in the skid marks of his own poo when he was done.

[KamaAina]

24. Sure, I'd let him in...

...then stick his head in the bowl and flush, flush, flush!!! :evilgrin:

[sleepyhead]

26. Sure, he can use my toilet

AS A SOUP TUREEN!!!!

[Octafish]

27. No "can" do.

Bush would have to use his Big Gulp cup in the back of the limo, just like the rest of his crowd does after a Lee Greenwood concert. If the job requires more volume, he can use his 10-gallon hat.

What an interesting political question, opihimoimoi! At our house, I volunteer for bathroom detail. Not that my wife is squeamish, she just doesn't like to do it. So... that leaves me to clean our 1.5 bathrooms.

What usually happens is I'll get the place ready for the family holidays with a scrubbed and shiney bowl, sink and clean towels -- the works. The first people to use are ALWAYS her two brothers. They don't have to eat or drink anything, either. And they ALWAYS take a dump. Stink up the bathroom, even with the window open, so it's a while before anyone else wants to go in there. And if one is downstairs, the other goes upstairs.

There's no rest for the wicked: They often, like the pretzeldunce in your excellent hypothetical example, will stop by "out of the blue" and ask if they can use the loo. You'd think these guys had never seen a clean latrine before.

[opihimoimoi]

42. Its ALL Your Fault, LOL. They prolly have dirty Cans at home

so they just Luv to use yours, it being very shiny clean.....

What can one do man? Give um a dirty one? Thats out. This is a very hard predicament we discussing here. Lemme give it some time, I'll shit on it.

[Unperson 309]

28. Well, the Proper REPUBLICAN Response Would Be...

Invite the President in and his secret service detail as well. I'd allow the President to use the bathroom and also his security man or whoever is with him...

Then I'd stand at the door, tossing and catching the removed toilet paper roll in my hand. I'd stare at the ever more frantically searching POTUS and grin. Looking at the paper, I'd intone

"Well, Mr. President... (toss - catch) What's it WORTH to you?"

My potty is free. My BUMFODDER otoh, gets pretty damned *expensive*!

309

[IkeWarnedUs]

29. As long as I could keep the deposit

And send it to a lab to find out exactly what drugs he is on.

[Lisa]

30. only if he agrees to subject himself to a "swirlie" AFTER he's done!

Of course, I would be allowed to take photos of it according to the administration's own rules, since "abuse isn't torture".

[LuminousX]

31. He would LOVE my choice of bathroom literature

That is where I bring in The Onion, Streetwise (when I get one) and independent trash talking free one-offs I come across. Nothing like reading a tract describing how Enron screwed over a family and how they are now destitute to give the President some constipation.

[blindpig]

32. of course he could

after I put my male Starotypus in the bowl.(Starotypus: an aggressive beast sort of like a snapping turtle w/short tail. His jaw gape can encompass a kielbasa, not that that would be necessary in this case.)

[gatorboy]

33. I would.

But I would conveniently hide all the toilet paper :)

[smirkymonkey]

34. I would graciously escort him to the loo

and give him a swirly!! :evilgrin:

[proud patriot]

35. I picked okie dokie

He would have to walk past my bush lied Mural :evilgrin:

[U4ikLefty]

36. I'd tell him to hold it

He's always full of crap anyway.

[DaveSZ]

37. I'm a nice person

I'd let him use it.

Then I'd grill him on a number of issues.

[Bjornsdotter]

38. Reminds me of the Whoopi episode....

Hi,

....where Bush comes in to use her bathroom....Whoopi find out and says "You mean he's doing to my bathroom the same thing he's done to the country?"

It was the best episode ever!

Would I let him use it....yes, but I'd charge him....pentagon prices.

Cheers,
Kim

[Gemini Cat]

39. Grrrr....

Dammit!
Yes, grrr... I'd let him use it. I'd hate myself afterwards, you would hate me afterwards and my parents would dis-own me as well as hate me afterwards, but I couldn't let anyone run about the country with a sticky bum. EVEN that WANKER!!

I wouldn't talk to him of course.

[name not needed]

40. Yes

Then place him under citizen's arrest for crimes against humanity when he leaves the shitter.

[AntiCoup2K4]

41. If I was at my redneck relatives' property in Idaho......

I'd let him use the outhouse. And for Agent Mike's benefit, I won't finish that thought :evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

43. No..he'd insult my shit

[Walt Starr]

44. I wouldn't let him place one stinking step in my house

The man would not be welcome and I would tell the SS to take a hike, they aren't welcome either.

I'd also tell 'em they should be guarding the REAL president, Al Gore.

[WoodrowFan]

45. I'd remind him to flush

he looks like the type tyhat would forget.

[RoadRunner]

46. I'd let him use the one out back:

[bigwillq]

47. He just cannot use it

But I would stand out in the yard with him and give him a piece of my mind and then call the cops on him for trespassing so they could put his ass in jail! (Oh what a warped sense of reality I have)

[opihimoimoi]

49. Wow, the NO's have it at 57%

Not a popular Prez now is it? Full of shit and Nowhere to go, LOL.

This is whot happens to Shitty people with shitty attitudes... Remember Andy in Shawshank Redemption. The Positive Man gets the last laugh.

In Spades.

[Padraig18]

48. Yes, I would.

But it would be the one with the cat box in it.

:evilgrin: