Bunnypants* is no Tough Guy: Look how he makes his fists

[tom_paine]

FULL DISCLOSURE: I'm no Tough Guy either.

But I have known more than a few and I know the proper way to ball your fists to get full compaction and power.

Look at this...



I maintain, that while not proof, it certainly is a strong indication that this man hasn't been in a fistfight since he was a child or perhaps never.

Why do I bring this up? Because part of the LIE about the Brave Noble Emperor-You'd-Want-To-Have-a-Beer-With the Rovian Goebbels Machine has constructed inculdes the implicit Tough Guy Image.

This guy is NO Tough Guy. He is a (w)ussy. You KNOW what I mean. A (W)USSY!

Plus, he's good and prescription-drugged in that photo, ain't he?

[GiovanniC]

1. Good Way To Break Your Thumbs

Hit someone with fists like that and you'll hurt yourself more than them.

[argyl]

2. If he plans on fighting like that he'd better have Karl tape his hands.

[opihimoimoi]

4. OMG, what a girlie mon. LOL

[Spinzonner]

3. Works on Frogs

maybe either kind :-)

[Obamarama]

5. Looks like the poster boy for an anti-bullying program...

Good grief...look at the expression. This is the ultimate Freeper Porn.

[TexasProgresive]

6. Never had to fight

Poppy hired him a designated hitter.

[devinsgram]

7. He just keeps on making himself look

like an imbecile and a fool. I always thought the president was supposed to show dignity and respect for the office. No dignity in this guy at all.

[debannbull]

8. What a dork

n/t

[ET Awful]

9. I'm no tough guy either. . .

But I saw tha tpicture in the paper yesterday, and my first thought was. . . even my scrawny ass could take this dude :)

[Mandate My Ass]

10. How ummm presidential

does this putz ever stop acting like an attention-greedy adolescent in public?

[Skittles]

11. a "cowboy" who is afraid of horses

he's a f***ing fraud

[Blue_Roses]

12. his face looks like Jeb's there

n/t

[CWebster]

13. If you support Kerry

This is not something to highlight. Kerry has the lamest, limpest fist of all. It is really embarrassing.

[molly]

14. Really? Kerry is extrememly athletic

ice hockey, wind surfing, etc, etc.

[CWebster]

15. Interesting insight into all that:

"John Kerry should have learned the power of imagery by now, and yet Kerry seems too stubborn to play by the rules of mass media. I cringe looking at photos of Kerry snowboarding, riding his expensive bike in tight Spandex shorts and wearing the same Oakley wraparound sunglasses that New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez wears. Most Americans can’t relate to these rich man’s toys, and Kerry needs to grow up and give them up. The only icon who wears bike shorts is Lance Armstrong. (The Times pointed out that Kerry took time off the campaign trail to have shoulder surgery—so that he’d be able to windsurf this summer.)

Look, by contrast, at last week’s covers of Time and Newsweek, the identical picture of Reagan in a cowboy hat. The image suited Reagan, and vice-versa. Kerry needs to find an iconography that works for him. It’s not that he needs to obscure his wealth; Americans don’t hate people just because they’re rich. (On the contrary, we admire them for it.) Yet Kerry does need to show that his good fortune has made him a serious man rather than a frivolous one. Playing guitar, riding motorcycles, windsurfing, snowboarding, traveling from vacation home to vacation home—in his lifestyle, he looks like a dilettante . And sometimes in his politics too"



http://www.tompaine.com/articles/what_johnnie_could_learn_from_ronnie.php

[neebob]

16. OK, I gotta ask

Why do we call him Bunnypants?

[tom_paine]

19. Goes back to him hiding in his rabbit hole on 9/11

The gutless punk!

[Hubert Flottz]

17. That looks like the deadly 'Cheerleader Chop'!

Duck and Cover! Hitler had orgasms when he speechified too!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

18. Yup. He's a straight up biiiiaaaatch! n/t