Rocky Horror 911..

[Algomas]

I have not seen F911 yet but I like to imagine a day when it becomes a cult classic. People will dress up as their favorite villain (or hero) and act out the movie at theaters every Saturday night.
Only in America.
I hope this dream comes true because it is goofy stuff like this that keeps me living here.

[LittleApple81]

1. This movie is NOT anything like "Rocky Horror Movie Show." What

are you talking about??? Like Moore made this up? Like the tragedy of war is funny?

[TheWatcher]

2. Clues are on Sale at Wal Mart

You should buy one.

[Borgnine]

3. I can just see it now...

...people showing up to midnight showings wearing assless chaps and Bush masks, throwing pretzels and oil in the theater, shouting Bushisms back at the screen...

[Unperson 309]

5. How'd'You Do?

I see you've met
My favorite ter-or-ist!
He's just a little brought down
Cause when you met
He thought you were on the no-fly list!

Don't get strung out
By the way he looks,
Don't start to think I'm insa-ane
We started out
Looking for O-sama,
And now we've got Huss-e-ein!

We're just a swift fas-cist-ic
Uni-lateral Govern-ment ta-ko-ho-verrrrr
Ha HA!

"I'm glad you caught me at home
Even tapped my phone.
I don't want to be any bother!
I've noted the pre-valence
Of Federal surveillance
Now Uncle Sam's like Big Brother!"

So your phone is tapped!
Well how 'bout that?
You look like you're used to power!
We won't take you to task
Long as you don't ask
What really happened to the World Trade To-wers!

We're just a swift fa-cist-ic
Uni-laterl Govern-ment ta-ko-verrrrrr!

So why don't you come up to H.Q.
Bring your fam'ly, too!
You'll find the heat is a scorcher...
We've a question or three,
Then you'll all go free
Just remember...
We don't condone Torture!

309

(anyone want me to do the Time Warp?)

[Algomas]

6. Cheers to Borgnine and Unperson...

I am trying against available evidence, to maintain a positive outlook. My hope is that Bu$hco will end their days in a cage at Guantanamo. If that dream comes true then you can look for me on Saturday night at RH911 booing and hissing back at the screen!

Hey Unperson, your lyrics are awesome!!! How about a remake of the old song "Guantanamera" substituting the word Guantanamo?

[Taylor Mason Powell]

7. (((APPLAUSE)))

Very well done. Thanks for that!!

:-)

[carrowsboy]

8. FABULOUS!

Please do the Time Warp and Rose Tint World, too!

[moof]

4. Algomas, you have to be clear with any post that mentions

Mike Moore, Nader and anything about Kerry thta could be seen as negative.

It's not for sure you or them or us it's the way bu*sh has made the planet.