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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 02:59 PM
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Bush explains how aliens
extracted his pituitary gland during one of his abduction experiences.

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porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 03:00 PM
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1. "That was right before they probed my anus." -n/t
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 03:02 PM
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2. Hmmm... Maybe that's where they relocated the pituitary gland?
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Gruenemann Donating Member (753 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 03:08 PM
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7. but i never asked
for the anal probe!
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 03:09 PM
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9. Welcome to DU! :^D
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4MoreYearsOfHell Donating Member (943 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 03:08 PM
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8. "they" - plural (n/t)
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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 03:04 PM
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3. "This is where Charles Manson has his swastika tattoo,
wonder if it would look good on me?"
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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 03:04 PM
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4. It's a sobriety test...
like walking a straight line.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 03:05 PM
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5. *lol* Welcome to DU. :^)
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 03:05 PM
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6. Ever seen the movie Liquid Sky
sigh .... if only.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 03:16 PM
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10. Not familiar with that one.
:shrug:
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 03:19 PM
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12. Very odd flick
Early 80's IIRC. Main character was a frigid, nymphomaniac, bisexual hanging out in the club scene. She would take people home and have sex with them only to have them die suddenly from a spear to the head. It seems there were aliens that ahd landed on her apartment seeking fuel for their ship. The fuel was a chemical that just happened to be produced by the human brain during orgasm.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 03:21 PM
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13. Downright bizarre!
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 03:19 PM
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11. Wouldn't work with Junior.
He would need a functioning brain before the aliens could drain it.

That was one weird ass movie. At least everybody died happy in that one :evilgrin:
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DenaliDemocrat Donating Member (536 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 03:28 PM
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14. Pre-Frontal Lobotomy
I thought he was showing everyone how his doctor performed a lobotomy and didn't even leave a scar!!!!
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 03:31 PM
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15. Welcome to DU :^) I could really believe the lobotomy bit. *l*
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