Rumsefeld having press conference.... struggling for air...

[ShaneGR]

"I'm not an expert."

"I can guess why we didn't register the prisoner, but that would just be guessing."

"Not consistent with our values." "Well, not the same as Abu Gharab"

Man is he struggling. He's now got two guys on the stage with him.

[TNOE]

1. He can guess???

I thought he "approved" it and that has been proven????

[RBHam]

2. A genial War Criminal...

Wonder if the Press Corpse will yuck it up when he cracks jokes...

[Mandate My Ass]

3. Por favor

the cube rats are starving...just another little crumb please.

[tabasco]

4. Rumsfeld is clearly evil, possibly insane.

- I am saddened beyond words that such a monster is in a high position of our government. He basically gave a speech on how bad it is that the torture is getting so much media attention. The reporters looked like they didn't like getting preached to, but most of them are still whores.
- A sickening spectacle to see Rumsfeld represent our Nation.

[gratuitous]

5. You authorized it, BonzoBrain!

How in the world do you not know the reason?!

And, this guy was soooo important, they lost track of him in the Iraqi archipelago for three months.

[RedEarth]

6. "as we know, there are known knows; there are things we know we know

We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know"

Rummmmmy Speak

[Kikosexy2]

7. Not an expert??...

And he's in charge??? Then we've got a bumbling idiot on our hands and that's f*#kin' scary!!! God when will this evil nightmare end??? I wish we could proclaim that next month is Nov. and it's time for elections and get rid of this f*#kin' evil regime!!!

[killbotfactory]

8. We sure do owe him a debt of gratitude, don't we?

You're doing a superb job... for someone who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.

[gratuitous]

10. Not a superb job . . .

Chimpy today said he's doing a "fabulous" job. You know, "fabulous"? Same root word as "fable"?

[killbotfactory]

11. Bush needs to divorce pickles and marry Rummy.

He seems to have a crush on him.

[Kool Kitty]

9. Didn't you love his lecture about the press?

He basically said that the problem was the press, NOT the torture. Again these assholes blame the messenger, not the message.

On the "shadow prisoner" question-he had to authorize it. The NYTimes has it on the front page. How can he know almost nothing about it? How does this man keep his job?

[Cheswick2.0]

13. sure and the media sat there and said

Uh yup

[Kool Kitty]

16. And I'm sure that it will get zero mention in

tomorrow's papers.

[xyboymil]

12. Anyone surprised anymore?

He is such a fountain of misinformation and lies, it's pathetic.

Nothing like the ongoing scandels and lies to get people back on topic and off the Reagan funeral of last week.

Guess the Republicans wont be riding that bandwagon very long after all. :toast:

[Rebellious Republican]

14. Especially since Nancy is not cooperating with the Neocons!

[GreenPartyVoter]

15. Welcome to DU :^)

[xyboymil]

18. Thank you!

Glad to be here! It's refreshing to be among some reality!

www.noonedied.com

[AgadorSparticus]

17. who were the 2 guys with him and what was their purpose in being there?

cheerleaders? if that is the case, then they really ARE in bad shape. his poker face is giving way finally. he's scared as shit and needs people to hold his hand while he has to answer the big, bad questions. bwahahahahahahaha!!!! wish i could have watched it.