Sneak & Peek

[Coventina]

You know how the gov't can do secret searches of your house that you are never informed of?

As I was driving to work today, I suddenly thought about dogs.

What would happen if Ashcroft's minions came to do a sneak & peek, and were greeted by a furry burglar alarm? How would they handle that?
If they killed or disappeared the dog that would tip the person off that something wasn't right.

How would the minions handle something like that?

[DarkPhenyx]

1. Ever come home and find...

...some strange injury on your dog? 'Nough said.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. Yes!

Nuff said!

[DarkPhenyx]

4. They don't have to kill 'em.

Just knock 'em out or intimidate them bad enough.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. They didn't kill him!

It cost me a thousand dollars to save his life though! The vet was as freaked out over it as I was! The dog was in real bad shape for a month! He was fine when I left him here that day!

[salinen]

3. That's my plan

see I've been raising chihuahuas and keeping the runts. Then I mistreat the runts to make them mean as hell. Now I have 367 mean runt chihuahuas that are more deadly than a pond full of piranhas.

[merh]

5. I got a better idea, just don't clean your house, at all

when they come in to search, let them be confronted with such a mess, they will have no idea where to begin. Let the dust accumulate so that any movement, gloved or not, will show up in the dust. Make them go crazy trying to go through your pile of rubble and clothes and boxes. They may search, but when you get home you will know that they have been there and you will have the pleasure of knowing how grossed out they were and how difficult you made it for them to FIND NOTHING. (just an idea of course)

[Coventina]

6. I'm not worried about sneak & peek

But as a member of DU (Hi agent Mike!) I know I'm on the goons' watch list.

[buycitgo]

8. isn't there some way to rig your place the way banks do money?

some sort of explosive dye/acid combo? so it'd be obvious who did it?