BREAKING NEWS!!! Reagan is still dead.

[The_Gopher]

So here's just a small list of all the other things that Bushco is lucky to have pushed to the side in favor of Planet Reagan:

TIA confirms that a private flight on 9/13/01 flew out of the state carrying several Saudis.
Torture memo suggests that Bush may have set the guidelines for the abuse that has occurred in U.S. run prisons worldwide. Memo also suggest that Bush is above international law.
Ashcroft risks being in contempt of Congress for refusing to release said memo.
Enron tapes showing just how crooked the company was and how large a role they had in bankrupting cullyforneyuh.
Major troop withdrawal planned from S.Korea, probably to shore up the forces in Iraq, further distracting from what should have been the real crises.
Neil Bush gets with more asian hookers. (okay, I just added that one for fun).

Something tells me that we won't be submitted to such a glut of fawning coverage when Shrub's time comes. Hopefully that coverage will include footage of Shrub, Dickie, and Rummy smashing rocks together in a work camp.

[samhonk]

1. How does he DO it?!?!?!

I've never managed it for a single day, and here he's been dead, what, FOUR days?

This is big! None of that piddly other stuff matters!

[The_Gopher]

8. BREAKING UPDATE: Reagan continues to be dead.

[jdsmith]

2. Wait a minute!

Reagan DIED???

[Delano]

3. I HATE TO BRREAK THIS TO YOU BUT IT TURNS OUT...

Than not only is he dead, he is deceased, departed, wormbait, no longer of this earth, he has shuffled off the coil. Or as Limbaugh is so fond of saying "He has assumed room temperature".

Do you think Limpballs will use that little gem in reference to St. Ronnie?

[CityZen-X]

4. Smashing Rocks (as opposed to smashing pumpkins)

How fortunate for this so called administration that they have the carcass of Raygoon to distract the sheeple from the critical issues of this planet!
I say we load the bag of rocks into Air-Farce 1 and bomb a Nicaraguan village for old times sake!

[polmaven]

5. Something tells me they'll try!

Something tells me that we won't be submitted to such a glut of fawning coverage when Shrub's time comes.

Can you imagine, though, what will be the response from those camps when President Clinton's time comes? The ticker tape parade past the Fox News studio will clog the Avenue of the Americas with confetti (which will be left for the city officials to clean up, of course). The dancing will continue for days, and the joy will carry Freeperville on a fluffy white (white only, please) cloud for months.

[Dems Will Win]

6. How can they tell?

[MisterP]

7. Generalissimo Ronaldo Reagan continues to be dead