Poll Shows Voters Prefer Drinking with Bush at Barbecue

[KelleyKramer]

Poll Shows Voters Prefer Bush at Barbecue
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&ncid=757&e=10&u=/ap/20040526/ap_on_fe_st/barbecue_poll


I thought that was a joke at first until seeing the link and it’s a real poll.

Its amazing they would even run a poll like that. Why waste all the time, energy and money on something as ridiculous as that??

Why? .. Because that’s all Bush has left going for him.

All of Bush's economic policies are a failure on historic levels.

After the 911 hearings showed he was warned and did nothing, he cant use the terror card.

The war in Iraq is a disaster that’s getting worse almost by the day.

Now.. the only thing Bush is good for is someone to get drunk with.

That’s about as pathetic as you can get.


Best
Kelley

PS If you do drink with him, keep the pretzels away from George or he might get the hell beat out of his face.


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[bluestateguy]

1. Fine. We can arrange for him to have more time to do that next year

eom

[fearnobush]

2. Only one problem, Bush says he don't drink anymore.

[theivoryqueen]

4. Not so fast - according to some of his Repo pals

he was a drinker up to the election (2000).

[DieboldMustDie]

16. Yea! But he lies about everything else...

why would you think he's telling the truth about this? :beer:

[BayCityProgressive]

3. WHAT?

you have GOT to be kidding me...... How about this for a question..."who would you rather have protecting your back in a south asian jungle?"

[sandnsea]

11. Who do you want in your fox hole

That is the question of the season. Can we mass email it in to change this dumb-ass question once and for all?

[KissMyAsscroft]

5. What garbage....

When did it become so fucking important to want to hang out and get drunk with the President?

Was there ever a poll in the 60's like this? Our country is fucking braindead.

[Syrinx]

8. that's not all

Why do people call Bush so likeable. Even Paul Begala spouts that nonsense all the time. Bush seems like a smug, selfish, smirking asshole to me. Is that the new definition of likeable?

[KissMyAsscroft]

9. If I knew someone like Bush in real life..

I would probably avoid them like the plague. I never understood that whole likeable meme either...

[loyalsister]

17. I have, because I recently knew someone just like him

Oddly enough he was from Texas. He had me fooled to a point. I just barely got to know him, but I discovered later that he was really running a con. He was very likable and on a personal level knew how to push people's buttons. He especially knew how to get them to feel some sense of empathy for his "plight." He figured out that I didn't like people who drank, so he told me he was going to AA. He made a point to tell me over and over again about a situation where he payed back someone who he owed money. I got a campaign shirt for him, and had him help me with a friend's campaign, and he charmed people left and right. Also payed me for the shirt. He was really working on me, but I didn't fall for it all the way.
Learned later he had been an IV drug user at one time, and had a terrible history of borrowing money and ripping people off. Basically he was a con man. He had gotten together with some woman and was ripping her off, but I heard the story the other way around. His art was playing victim. He knew I was sort of an atheist and talked about being conflicted about religion because his family had messed him all up when he was a kid. He had some mutual friends convinced that he and I were a couple. Nothing of the sort ever took place, though I considered him a friend at one time. He had started getting on my nerves with trying to con me with his sympathy game.
Bush is a great campainger because he works exactly like this guy. The first time I met him he saw a campaign shirt I was wearing. He said, "I'm so glad to see a Democrat!"
These narcissists are effective because they hit people on a superficial level and then target their empathy centers. Bushes Dummy act has been the "it" factor that has strung the general public along. Many people feel empowered by a president who would feel uncomfortable in a room full of scientists just as they would.
I mentioned he was from TX. This guy used to work for Halliburton!

[KelleyKramer]

14. That’s the whole point!

This is not important to any real people.

The media are running these poll questions.

That’s all they have left.. The only poll question left where Bush can win.

(btw, he still wins even this BS by less than the margin of error)

[July]

25. Not to mention that few or NONE of us would even have the opportunity.nt

[okieinpain]

35. braindead

[lapfog_1]

6. I wonder how many

would want to hang with W at the BBQ if he told them that each and
every family at the BBQ would have to "chip in" $2,000 (maybe $3,000)
to "support a little overseas adventure" that W thinks is a great
opportunity (and, oh BTW, one of the young people, by winning the BBQ's
lottery, gets killed in the process).

[wtmusic]

7. If you could tie him up and pelt him with macaroni salad

I'm there.

onedit: of course, Agent Mike, this would all be in harmless fun.

[sandnsea]

10. Polls show people want Bush

at backyard bbq's; because it'll keep him out of the White House!

[VOX]

12. Better to drink with an alkie -- you don't look so bad by comparison...

This really is horseshit poll if ever there was one.

[eileen from OH]

13. Oh,. fercrap's sake

I don't give a flying fuck about who I'd rather share bar-b-q with. Okay, Bobby Flay. And for a beer, okay, Robin Williams. For a Pres, I prefer a grown-up.

Call me crazy (and they do) that way.

What a stoopid-ass, MTV Real World, question.

eileen from OH

[minkyboodle]

15. this beer buddy stuff is unbelievable

whats even more unbelievable is that people are spending money on polls to confirm or deny whether you'd like to have a beer with him.

[Piperay]

21. The did it in 2000 too

asking who you'd rather have a beer with, Gore or Bush. Of course Bush came out ahead on the beer question but Gore still beat him by half a million votes in the election.

[stopbush]

18. Who would you rather dine with at a fine French restaurant?

John Kerry - speaks fluent French, can read the menu, could carry on an interesting conversation over a 5-course meal,

Or

gw* - can barely speak English, can't read, would knock over the desert cart, would fart through the last 3 courses...and would use up his conversational abilities before you were seated at the table.

[CreekDog]

19. I want Bush to have the free time to come to my BBQ

Then Kerry will be too busy too come being President and all.

[Piperay]

20. Well I'd go clubbing with Paris

Hilton it would really be great fun but I wouldn't vote for her as prez or want her working for me in any capacity. x( So let them have their stupid barbq with chimp he isn't fit for anything more than that anyway. :freak:

[wickerwoman]

22. Now what makes me suspect he's a nasty drunk...

You couldn't pay me to drink anything with the son-of-a-bitch.

[pearl]

23. And, and Bush

wore earthtones earlier in the week. Anybody notice his
change to earth overtones lately. Freak!

[muriel_volestrangler]

24. Forget the barbecue question - look at the other ones!

"More voters also would trust Bush, 46-41, to run the family business. But voters were evenly split on whether they would rather have Kerry or Bush teach their children."

Bush is the last person to trust with your money. He's ruined every balance sheet he's had his hands on. And yet more voters think he could run a family business???

And as for letting Bush teach your children - he couldn't. Plain and simple. He's a useless public speaker, even with someone else writing it for him, and teleprompters. He's legendary for being completely helpless when trying to answer questions - no public figure from any country in the last hundred years has been so clueless. He scraped a 'C' at university because of who his father was, and is so unknowledgable about his supposed major, history, that the USA is now held in more contempt than at any time before.

The only things Bush is good at are raising money, and lying through his teeth. I'd pick him if I needed to bribe someone to provide me with an alibi; apart from that, forget it.

[Oddman]

26. Well, you certainly wouldn't have anything to talk about

except was a complete failure he has been.

*Swig* "Boy, you really suck as President" *swig*

*gulp* "Uhh, historectumly speaking I am pretty darn good at my job" *gulp*

*swig* "No, you suck, and the burgers need to be flipped" *swig*

[IHaveADream]

31. historectumly speaking - LOL!!!!

[dusty64]

27. So they are acknowledging

that he is still drinking. I'd like to get bombed with the son of a bitch too and I'd be sure to supply PLENTY of pretzels and bicycles, if ya know what I mean.

[Piperay]

32. Hehehe

yeah and I would also include a camera so I could get a picture of him dancing nekkid on the bar with just his cowboy boots on like he would do when he was in college. :evilgrin:

[rebellious woman]

28. Their choice for a beer/barbeque is bush...Bush choice would be NOT

be caught dead with those poor illiterate bastards. Old
barb/poppy taught theirs to "go rich"..not POOR! You
may realize the difference between a TEXAS education
vs.education of Northeast, no comparison. HE lived in China for several months when poppy was ambassador
and living in the WAldorf Astoria when poppy was
with UN.....All the bushies are users and abusers
NOT XTIAN CONS! Pardon me if I don't go into another
of their inane pr myths.

[AP]

29. What happens if Kerry brings Edwards to the BBQ?

And Bush brings Cheney?

[Hubert Flottz]

30. What in the hell would a good church going GOPer be there for?

I mean don't Gawd look down his nose at that kind of shei'ite?

[hunter]

33. He can drink my charcoal lighter fluid, it's 200 proof, I swear...

100% ADM gasoline additive grade ethanol.

Then we could eat some pretzels, and swallow some whole hot dogs too.

We could go riding our Segways and mountain bikes, juggle some chainsaws, fly some small airplanes and helicopters.

It would be so much fun!!!!! Come to my BBQ, George!

[West Coast Democrat]

34. Maybe those polled thought it was an "either/or" question....

Would you rather Bush* sat in the White House, or attended a BBQ?

[LiberalEconomist]

36. Polls show

that winos and druggies would much rather get hammered with Bush than with Kerry.

[PA Democrat]

37. So if you needed brain surgery

would you choose the guy you'd most like to go to a barbecue with?

Right, that's a MORONIC question! So why do these media idiots think this is a relevant question when to comes to choosing the leader of the free world, the guy with possession of the nuclear "football"?

[bacchant]

38. Wait now, what kinda bush are we talkin?

Where my bitches at?