Really just curious. Not rumormongering

[newscaster]

While listening to the radio this morning, I heard talk that Bush did not fall off his bike, injuring his face but instead, fell when exiting a car and the the bike story may have been a cover-up of something.
I asked some friends of mine about this and they wondered about the kind of cover-up it might be.
Normally I can track this kind of thing down but this one remains just out of reach.
Any ideas?

[kentuck]

1. had not heard that about exiting a car???

tell us more...

[earthside]

9. I'm Tellin' Ya

I'm tellin' ya this is what happened.

George didn't want to go to either Jenna's or Barbara's graduation (brings back bad memories). But, of course, Laura did want to be there for the big events. In the ensuing row, Laura threw an ashtray and a lamp at George, then she decked him. Down he went, scrapping his hands, chin and cheek on the floor.

Well, he gave in and went to Yale after all.

Domestic dispute, plain and simple.

And who doesn't believe that Laura could beat George up?

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. There are several threads around on this, but I don't have a paid

account so can't search them for ya. I bet someone will step up, though. :)

[never cry wolf]

7. Well, apparently you were the beneficiary of a generous DUer

cuz you sure have a star next to your name.

[GreenPartyVoter]

25. Hey. When did THAT happen?! *lol*

I never even noticed it. How silly of me. Still, I don't think it's been there too long because it wasn't that long ago that I tried to use a search and couldn't.

*thinking hard* Wonder who I am supposed to thank for this? :D Thanks for being more observant than me! :hi:

[havocmom]

3. Oh, for fun, let's just play Speculation...

Moving car?
Pushed or jumped?

[yella_dawg]

11. My guess is Laura ran over him.

She's experienced, you know.

[Eloriel]

16. Oh, you bad, bad dawgie

ROTFL.

[eaprez]

4. just curious....

...as to what difference it makes how he fell on his face? I hope he falls flat on his face this November --- off a bike, out of a car, off a podium......

[Jackpine Radical]

5. What difference...

so why should they lie about it?

And they did. Even if the bicycle story is true, they were outed for lying about the weather, claiming he had fallen due to rain when it had been dry weather there.

So, why the pathetic little lies? Just for practice?

[Warpy]

8. Ever see that photo of him flopping around

and needing help exiting a car? Most people think he's drunk.

Not me. I just think he continues to binge and his Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome is getting worse.

Poor balance and gait disturbances are part of it.

[Joanne98]

19. Can you beleive they lied about the WEATHER?

I swear to God. I've never seen anyone lie so much in my life. My sister thought that was soooooooo funny. :)

[smirkymonkey]

26. And bad lies too!

I mean, come on, choked on a fucking pretzel? Mr. Prissy Pants mountain biking in Crawford, Texas?

God, if your going to lie, at least be clever about it!!

[eaprez]

22. They lie about everything...

..else, why not this? :) Unless you can tie his "penis" into the story...no one will care to cover it.

[CatWoman]

6. ....

[AspenRose]

10. Who's more clumsy...Bush* or Jerry Ford?

Hmmm makes for an interesting poll...

Apparently being Republican affects your equilibrium something fierce.

[CatWoman]

12. cause their heads are always up their asses

:hi: DR

[DancingBear]

14. LOL!

first time I'd seen that cartoon...

[trof]

13. "Bush* epileptic?" Here ya go.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=1662586

[onethatcares]

15. I think it's rug burns

cheney was the man in the back and dumbya was scraping the floor with his face. Ouch, that visual hert my haid.

[MO_Dem]

17. My opinion is

he fell off the wagon--double entendre intended.

[voice of reason]

18. when will they learn . . .

It's the coverups that get you into real trouble.

v.o.r.

ps - 100th post, yippeeee!!!!

[Joanne98]

20. Rough sex with Condi got out of hand.

They were probably trying to imitate the prison torture sexual positions. :)

[AspenRose]

21. Could you imagine

Condi as Catwoman? Black leather and all?

:scared:

[Pastiche423]

24. Condi the Catwoman...

[Texican]

23. The Have Never Told the Truth About Anything

It is part of the Leo Strauss teachings that the neo-cons love. Laura probably hit him with a lamp.