Ashcroft says "Tomato," Harrison Ford says...

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

...let's call the whole thing off.

CNN's Headline, "Ashcroft: Clear and present danger to America"

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/05/26/terror.threat/index.html



"Muller and Ashcroft discussed the threat in a news conference.

Al Qaeda intends to "hit the United States hard" in the next few months, Attorney General John Ashcroft said today, citing intelligence from multiple sources. Ashcroft said seven people being sought in terrorism investigations "pose a clear and present danger to America."

Harrison ford, apparently, could not be reached for comment.

[Misunderestimator]

1. That's funny.... I was just thinking about that song...

earlier today when I was reading the Ethel Merman thread.

[BeFree]

2. I feel safer, now

Glad to hear Ashcroft is on the case. If he can't save us who can? He's like Superman to my family.

PS.. kudos to trumad, too

[AlCzervik]

3. get ready for an uptick

in crimes against Muslims. this is fing ridiculous, do they ever think about what they actually say? Be alert, know your surroundings?

[still_one]

4. This is your October surprise

[mark0rama]

5. I agree.

Ashcroft is, in fact, a clear and present danger to America.

I followed your link, and unfortunately, CNN appears to have changed the headline.