Protest Warriors exposed.

[anarchy1999]

Saddamized in San Francisco

By Kfir Alfia
www.Contumacy.org | April 14, 2003


February 16th, 9am. I'm jarred awake by my alarm clock's squeal-my hand instinctively leapt to my nightstand. Just as I hit snooze and settled in for needed sleep, I remembered the day's agenda: Show my visiting friend Alan the real San Francisco experience-and crash the anti-war protest. My head throbbed from the wild night, but I'd make good on my promise.

Two Advils and one shower later, I'm fully dressed and alert, eating breakfast. Alan still snores on the couch. "I'm going to get some poster board and materials for the signs," I say. Alan cracks an eye, but nothing more. As the door slams, I yell, "Start thinking of ideas!"

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We spot the Communist Party information table (the REAL purpose behind these anti-war protests) and Alan instinctively rotates his sign so that our communism slogan is showing. They see us making our approach-and irritation washes over their faces.

"Hello!" Alan greets the three of them enthusiastically, "What do you think of our sign?!" I grin. The middle-aged Communist manning the table glares. Next to him a boy, maybe eighteen, has a frightened look on his face. "Do you have any recommended reading material for us?" I ask. "All of you need to leave," the elder sneers. "You need to leave right now."

This was a first for me… talking to a real life Communist. So I try to imagine what must be going on in their twisted little minds. I respond, "I realize that as a Communist, you would prefer we were sent to the gulag for disagreeing with you-but we're in America. Free speech is still respected here…" He turns to his cohorts and instructs them stay silent. I stare at the boy, not sure if I should feel pity, disgust, or both. "How did you ever get mixed up with these guys?" I ask. Searchingly, he looks to his comrade, then back at me-angry and frustrated. "You… you are slaves to… to the power structure…" he informs us. "I'll look into it. Thanks," I reply.

We parade around the main area for a while, giving the leftists a good dose of mockery. Our work here was done. We go home and finish watching V:The Final Battle.


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Kfir Alfia is a University of Texas alumnus living in California. Visit his website at www.protestwarrior.com. Email him at [e-mail].

[hexola]

1. Damn - I had "Saddamize" written down and intended to use it in a DU post.

Beaten to the punch...arghhh!

[bedtimeforbonzo]

2. exposed as what?

we already knew they were a nuisance.

[DarkPhenyx]

3. Interesting. His bio fails to mention...

...that he is also a practicing idiot.

[Name removed]

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[ibegurpard]

5. What a fucking liar

I think he would've been laughed at.

[Webster Green]

6. Crashed the SF protest?

Outnumbered by how many hundreds of thousands of real patriotic Americans?

I saw a few pathetic freeper losers at that event, nobody paid much attention to them, except to shout a choice expletive while passing by their little circle, which was surrounded by protective cops.

These idiots are badly in need of a hobby.

[Andy_Stephenson]

8. They have one and I am glad they left it home...

their hobby? Guns of course.

[anarchy1999]

12. I said just the same to my significant other. This man needs to get a

LIFE! And that was just on the Dallas suburb thread at ProtestWarrior.com


What in heavens name are we dealing with?

[onethatcares]

7. and he did all this while

sitting at his desk, instead of working, and then started bitching about unions to his cube neighbor. Sorry about the b word, but this is what people do when they are unhappy in their own circumstances.

[gratuitous]

9. Ah hah hah!

Maybe nobody explained to Mr. Microcephalous, but the idea of "infiltrating" something is to go in and NOT be recognized. Looks like everyone spotted them for the scumbags they are, and treated them accordingly. This translates in what passes for this assclown's mind as a "victory."

Well congratulations, protest warrior, for being a universally recognized tool. I know that by calling you such, I have fulfilled your fondest dream. If you feel you can die now, so much the better. Take a header off the Golden Gate Bridge. Humanity will not miss your genes.

[Name removed]

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[anarchy1999]

11. Kicking up - just for fun. Is there anybody here that can come and

join in the weekly Dallas Protest at Halliburton?

[anarchy1999]

13. Kicking up again.

Dallas - FW DUer's we need you all at this weekly event. Go check out these guys at www.protestwarrior.com they are as frightening as the Freepers at Free Rebublic. Morans one and all.

[anarchy1999]

14. Kfir Alfia is a University of Texas alumnus living in California......

Why hasn't Kfir been rounded up yet? What is up with this? Kfir Alfia? You have got to be kidding me, right? Who and what is behind this?