umm...I feel sorry for Bush now. He's human. I think I forgive him after

[PretzelWarrior]

bike incident. He just seems such a vulnerable and sympathetic character to me after being unable to escape the law of gravity.

Yes, he may have been unaware of all the malfeasance, neglect, and faulty planning around him, but he represents well American values such as "riding hard" and smiling in the face of a header into the gravel.

Wow, things were looking grim for him, but he's got MY VOTE now.

[troublemaker]

1. He's got Gravity-as

[salin]

20. and a little... gravel-in-the-*ss

[Sentath]

24. or even some

gravely *ss

[Wickerman]

2. Glad to see you have come to your senses and fallen in line

the flouride in the water is working just how we planned it. :evilgrin:

[aquart]

3. Cute.

[TheWizardOfMudd]

4. Thank God he didn't crack open that hollow skull of his

Because then we would have a certified fucking psycho for president.

[PretzelWarrior]

5. it's nuts, isn't it? we gotta hope for Shrub's good health.

to keep Cheney away from ALL the reins of power. Anyone got some strategically placed microwaves we can fire up around Cheney?

[Eric J in MN]

12. I don't think Cheney would be worse. I can't name one thing

I don't think Cheney would be worse. I can't name one thing Bush has done which Cheney disagreed with.

[Hegemony Cricket]

9. I was more thinking the Old Ones would come spilling out...

...or power of all the dead souls he's consumed during the last 12 years or so just like the end of Mortal Kombat.

[hyphenate]

19. Or he's made up of a bunch of cockroaches

like I saw recently in some horror movie. Just destroy the painting of him in the back room, and all those insects will come after us all.

[rucky]

6. I hate show tunes & * ain't whistling 'em.

we have so much in common.

maybe the accident will teach him about the frailty of the human condition. it's not too late for him to change.

[JohnnyRingo]

7. Let's break down the wall

And join hands with the Freepers in prayer to keep our Commander-in-Chief safe in the face of exercise and recreation.

[Dogmudgeon]

8. Remember: A Vote for Bush is a Vote for Nader!

(Ducking flying dishware.)

:evilgrin:

--bkl

[izzie]

10. Good he is going to need it.

He seem to have run the govt as he did his businesses.May be it is time for us to see that the govt. is not a top down business but should be run for the people from the bottom up. He is not the Sun King you know.

[Bluebear]

11. "he may have been unaware of all the malfeasance"

That's "mal-fee-ance". I remember when * made a speech using that word and he mispronunciated it like 4 times.

[dusty64]

13. This IS a joke,

right. :shrug:

[PretzelWarrior]

14. I'm guessing you've seen my work before.

Yes. it's a joke. an indirect way of saying that part of their MO at times past has been to make Bush look weak and picked-on so part of the population will have a backlash against those critical of admin. Expect more weepy expressions from them. They really don't have any scruples. They will play people with this incident.

[dusty64]

15. I figured it was sarcasm.

Just wanted to make sure. The sad part is that you're right, a pathetically idiotic portion of the electorate WILL feel sorry for this POS. Nevermind all the injury he has caused this Country and the World.

[ima_sinnic]

16. screw him, he thinks he's above the law, including the law of gravity

--poor widdle Georgie fall down & go boom?
GOOD!

[0007]

27. The law of gravity is a myth - the world sucks

[Benhurst]

17. I felt the same way about Hitler. He had just married that

nice young woman when the whole world fell in on him.

Of course by then, elections were no longer being held in Germany and everybody who opposed him was either in a concentration camp or dead, so at least he didn't have to worry about getting getting out the vote.

I'm sure if Bush* gets reselected he'll make things less complicated here as well.

[hyphenate]

18. NOT! eom

[Oddman]

21. Poor widdle georgie porgie

puddin brains and pie,
rode a bike but couldn't make it fly . . .

[SarahB]

22. That's where bike riding on too much scotch will get you.

[Oddman]

23. It think it was

bourbon . . .

[rasputin1952]

25. So...the 'leader' of the Free World...

1. Can't watch a football game ad chew pretzels at the same time.

2. Can't ride a Segway, something touted as a mode transportation of that is foolproof.

3. Can't ride a bicycle w/o training wheels.

4. Drops his dog and blames his wife.

5. Can't make a viable sentence out of words with more than six letters.

And we wonder WHY people all over the world think Americans are idiots.....:(

[trof]

26. What kind of Kool Aid WAS that, anyway?

Sure tasted goo..................

[9215]

28. Hee, hee. I wonder if your take is how some people see this guy after

his accident. Gosh he just so "like us". I don't know. Does this kind of PR work in his favor?

[PretzelWarrior]

29. he DIDN'T fall off a bike. he was sauced Saturday night...

got crazy...got naked...climbed a tree to sleep it off and came tumbling down. FEMA was brought in to come up with an alibi that speaks to the legend of Bush the alpha male and came up with 17 mile mountain bike ride.

Pathetic. We have a bunch of enablers around this Alcoholic in Chief.

[9215]

31. Got any sources.......hee, hee

((Just kidding)))

These fascisti are playing the public masterfully.

[maggrwaggr]

32. here's your source: they've never NOT lied about anything and everything

so why should anybody think they're telling the truth about this?

He got tanked and he passed out and fell down.

[9215]

33. Thanks, this is from www.maggrwaggr.com?

:evilgrin:

But your logic is impeccable: they have lied about everything else so we can only assume that this is a lie too. Only when they admit to their war crimes at the Hague will we know they are telling the truth.

[camero]

30. Ok, put the crack down

Back away slowly.