I imagine WH will be canceling Monday's national speech after spill

[59millionmorons]

Or WH will be begging for no media to televise it. Just imagine how those abbrasion will look in two days.

[Poiuyt]

1. Maybe they'll go for the sympathy vote

Or claim that those bicycles hate us for our freedoms.

[59millionmorons]

4. Or this

Maybe he will say it was one of them damn French bikes.

[minkyboodle]

10. or

John Kerry supports the very bikes that assault our president, therefore our freedom........

[Momof1]

2. Yeap,

Can't have the Commander-in-thief looking like his wife beat him up.

[madmax]

3. I'm trying very hard to imagine...

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[TOhioLiberal]

5. probably cover it with makeup...n/t

[tridim]

6. You mean like this??

[madmax]

7. My EYES!!!

Should have had a warning! :puke:

[TOhioLiberal]

8. yep...and warn us the next time willya?

:puke:

[tridim]

9. Sorry about that

but I ran across that cover a few days ago while browsing and was stunned by what I saw. He's sure spackled up good, looks just like Babs.

[yardwork]

12. No horns on this cover.

LOL. Giggle.

[VolcanoJen]

11. OH, how I hope they DO cancel it.

How vain, how outrageous, how "Fox Presents The Swan" would that seem?

Dear Leader can't appear before the public, looking a little scraped-up. To H-E-double-hockey-sticks! with that "important address to the nation" about the irrelevant little June 30th handover thingy. It can wait... can't have our tough guy leader looking... well... a little knocked-about.

Please, please please.... like father, like son, puke on a diplomat while in Japan and you're done.