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Edited on Sat May-22-04 10:56 PM by lunabush
Ford was an accomplished academic and student athlete. Yet, the media chose to portray him as a bumbled, uncoordinated fool.
Bush* was a crappy student and a drunken yell leader in college. He has fallen of a Segway, which is supposed to be idiot-proof - ha! the design and marketing departments of Segway hadn't tested their product on just any idiot when they came up with those slogans. The presidunce* sure showed them what an idiot can do.
Bush managed to nearly kill himself, and perhaps suffered even more brain damage than he was already functioning with by choking on a friggin' pretzel.
He bumps his head getting out of limos and the AF1 Helicopter; he has tripped leaving limos, he knocked over Unca Dicks water glass while giving one of the most important speeches of his political life.
That is just the crap I can recall. Today, Bush* fell off a perfectly good mountain bike. What a moroon.
The media, Leno, Letterman, etc need to remind the public that Bush is making Ford look like Baryshnikov. Man, we need Chevy Chase again.
Of course, those of us who are more snide might suggest that Bush ain't doing manly stuff like biking and watching football with all these incidents - he is either drunk off his ass or someone is beating the crap out of the spoiled rich boy.
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