AP: "bush* will wear a bandage on his chin..."......

[diamond14]

-snips-

Bush was wearing his bike helmet and a mouth guard when the mishap occurred. Duffy said he didn't know exactly how the accident happened.


"It's been raining a lot and the topsoil is loose," the spokesman said. "You know this president. He likes to go all out. Suffice it to say he wasn't whistling show tunes."


Duffy said Bush probably would be wearing a bandage on his chin during a party Saturday night for his daughter, Jenna, who graduated from the University of Texas earlier in the day. Bush left Crawford shortly after the bike mishap for the party in Austin.





http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=544&e=2&u=/ap/20040522/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_injured

[Vickers]

1. "He likes to go all out." bwahahahahahahaha!

Yeah, he's MEAN on the Crawford bike trails, a regular MADMAN!!!

:spank:

[Cocoa]

2. he wasn't whistling showtunes?

what does that mean?

[ibegurpard]

3. He's a "real man."

Real men don't whistle show tunes.
:eyes:

[Nostradammit]

51. Plus - It's hard to whistle when you're wearing a mouth guard... n/t

[nostamj]

well, he probably doesn't even know the tune

to HAPPY BIRTHDAY...

[joe1991]

6. you know, nudge nudge, wink wink....

He's a REAL man, not some kweer libral.

[Cocoa]

12. that's what I thought...

but then I thought, it couldn't be...

could it? :scared:

[markses]

10. Indeed: It's an old homophobic expression

The doctor may as well have said: "He's no limp-wristed Fag-ole, y'knowattimean?"

[DenverDem]

23. Methinks they doth protest too much.

Especially since he's still slamming his Yalie cheerleader boyfriend after all these years.

[homelandpunk]

26. He was whistling Wagner...that counts as a nazi "show tune". n/t

[Sparkly]

35. Ride of the Valkyries

throws them off... "Springtime for Hitler" is too obvious.

[homelandpunk]

28. It means he doesn't know how to whistle. He just blows. n/t

[homelandpunk]

33. Whistle-ass has them fooled...they are listening to the wrong end. n/t

[napi21]

4. Hope we get a picture! Good addition to the others

with the bruises from the pretzel incident, and the segway trip.

[diamond14]

8. as my mom used to say....he took it on the chin....

other news reports indicate a big time FACE-FLOP....bruised and cut on his nose, chin, upper-lip.....

[City Lights]

5. Raining makes topsoil loose?

I thought wet dirt made mud, and dry conditions caused dirt to loosen. :shrug:

Sounds like more up is downism to me.

[gmoney]

7. Now if Bush will just buy a jockstrap...

...while shopping with his daughter and a crew of media vultures, we'll even out the "clumsy awkward unpresidential" part of the contest. Actually, we'll be ahead by one Segway mishap...

by the way, what IS he doing in this photo? Popping and locking? Showing the general area of his imaginary colostomy bag? Or trying to find his ass with both hands? :)

[Cocoa]

15. Breakin' II

electric Bushaloo

[SammyWinstonJack]

22. Jesus! What a pathetic looking sorry ass excuse for a man.........

And I use the term loosely! Stupid looking moran!

[Old and In the Way]

49. A creased denim shirt.........whadda cowboy.

[Cat Atomic]

9. Drunken fool.

[Tummler]

11. The chin bandage was Cheney and Rumsfeld's idea

It will provide a cushion for their balls slapping against Bush's chin.

[izzie]

13. Boils, he gets boils and face brakes out when he is up set.

Do recall this has gone on before. Does Bush maybe drink?

[opihimoimoi]

41. Them boils are the real pussy kine no less. Ewwwwwwwww

[Hubert Flottz]

14. He just got excited cause Unka Dickie bought him a new bike....

with that big bonus and kick backs the Dickster got from Halliburton's Iraqi contracts!

[Turbineguy]

40. And then

he took off the fucking training wheels.

[opihimoimoi]

42. How "Manly" of him to go solo biking w/o the training wheels.

OMG, Houston, we got a Problem. The Prez fell again.

[Hubert Flottz]

46. Too stupid to know that I bike seat will wear the hair off of a

monkey ASAP!

[newsguyatl]

16. so will his chin

still be fucked up for his monday night/prime time address?

mwwwhhahahahahahaha

[democrank]

24. Oh no! His Monday night address to

a breathless nation....those scrapes....those scabs. That settles it. He`ll have to wear a hood.

[bookman]

30. A Hood

ROFL

[sweetladybug]

27. Do you all think maybe he started partying (drinking or snorting)

a little early? He's suppose to attend a party tonight for Jenna's graduation.
ELECT KERRY 2004!!!!

[ellie]

17. My God

he is a fucking embarrassment!

[SammyWinstonJack]

18. "You know this president. He likes to go all out."

With his favorite bottle of Jack that is! What a doofus! No snowboarding or windsurfing or Harley riding for him! :evilgrin: hehehe! Does * even know any "show tunes?"

[TN al]

19. I haven't heard of this anywhere but here...

...but were there any witnesses to the bike accident? How do we know Pickles wasn't just angrier than we guessed about missing the twins graduation and took it out on him? I mean I never heard of him riding a bike before.

[onecitizen]

25. It was breaking news on........

Faux!! Ha! Then, nothing. I suspect the Administration called and told them to shut-up. "He's not an uncoordinated chimp"!

[TN al]

37. If Faux reported it...

...then I am even more skeptical. But like I asked before where are the witnesses. The pretzel incident didn't have any witnesses either. Maybe Pickles has a leather outfit, a whip, and some chains we don't know about. Are any of his injuries consistent with a ball gag being tied too tightly? They could be a lot wilder than we have ever thought. What do you think his evangelical base would do if they found out George likes to be tied up? Karl Rove could be acting just like the Frank Langella character in "Dave" even as you read this.

[Sapphocrat]

20. That Laura's got one hell of a left hook. n/t

[Praetorian]

21. Okay, WTF??????????????????????????????????????????????

Now I know I'm probably going to get tinfoiled on this one but here goes:

There's now damn way in hell this story is true.

Not even the biggest idiot on the planet would put a guard on that mispoken, slurring and lying mouth trying to protect it! Screw that damn horrid thing and let it get injured......might help it!






sorry, just a little sarcasm to go with my Saturday fun!

[Selwynn]

29. He wasn't whistling showtunes... what a disgusting statement..

[Sparkly]

31. Remember when Ford seemed clumsy?

Remember when Quayle seemed dumb?

[Hubert Flottz]

32. I think he's into bandage and humiliation!

According to Dr Jane Goodall even the most ignorant chimps in a group can soon learn to ride a bike or eat pretzels!

[ForrestGump]

34. He has a chin?

[riverwalker]

36. He goes biking WITH his Doctor?

I mean...isn't that a bit odd. It's not like he was attempting a summit of Everest, or trekking in the desert. He was biking in suburban Crawford, and has a Doctor tag along?!? Weird. I think he had another seizure.

[kentuck]

38. It's a question of judgement -- just like it was in Iraq....

He likes to go all out. Yep. Even though it's been raining and the ground is slick. It's analogous to going into Iraq with troops with not enough protective gear, not enough ammunition, and no plan for what to do once Baghdad fell. It's a question of judgement. That's just the way he is...

[spotbird]

39. He has been sweating quite a bit lately.

h

[Lorien]

43. I'll say it again; ANOTHER vacation???!!!

80% plus of his time in office has been spent on vacation or fund raising. It's an issue BEGGING to be used in political ads!

[Sparkly]

44. Who was it that said he works 24/7...

24 hours a week, 7 months a year?

[opihimoimoi]

45. The way he makes decisions while in the Office...Let him Vacation

all he wants, the Nation be better off.

[Bluebear]

47. No showtunes? Oh my big brave he-man.

Talk about trying to prop up this guy's "macho" image.

[seabeyond]

48. so seeing they lie about EEEEEveryTHing

were is the lie in this. he was drunk and fell over and hit chin on table, ergo now he has a bandage

[Tellurian]

50. Just something simple, like falling down drunk..and split his chin open..

like babies do when learning to walk, until they learn to put their hands out to protect their faces. Hmm..he can't protect his own face, how can he be expected to protect the country.

Doesn't Bush hold some sort of record for the number of slip and falls occurring during a pResidency?