The Repub Adulterer and The Buggerer

[charlie]

Heh. Here's a cheap, tawdry diversion from the oppressive events of the day.

Beltway gossip Wonkette discovers and links to the blog of a Washington staffer who sells her charms to, amongst others, a married Bush appointee and a well-heeled gent who's only interested in the butt-nasty. Within hours, the blog is pulled (Wonkette archive here) and the staffer is rumored to have been fired. Another blogger reports that she was employed in the office of Mike Dewine R-OH.

"Most of my living expenses are thankfully subsidized by a few generous older gentlemen. I'm sure I am not the only one who makes money on the side this way: how can anybody live on $25K/year??"

"If you investigated every Staff Ass on the Hill, I am sure you would find out some freaky sh*t. No way can anybody live on such a low salary. I am convinced that the Congressional offices are full of dealers and hos."

...

"I am done with K, for real this time. A man who tries to f**k you in the a** when you are sober does not love you. He should at least take you out for a few drinks to spare you the pain. Now I know that K does not care about me, only my a**hole."

...

"But last night was fun. He's very up-front about sex. He likes talking dirty and stuff, and he told me that he likes submissive women. Good, now I can take it easy in bed. Just lay back and watch him do freaky sh*t."

...

"QV found my half-empty bottle of K-Y last night. He will probably never speak to me again."

Hoax? Who knows? If we're lucky though, we may get to enjoy the spectacle of a mini Monica-style eruption in an office of the party of Family Values.

[rinsd]

1. Wonkette now thinks its a hoax

http://www.wonkette.com/

[charlie]

2. No, not saying a hoax

Just that the rumor of Pressler doing the firing wasn't true.

"A pretty significant detail in the Washingtonienne saga has fallen through. A tipster wrote us to point out that Dewine chief of staff Pressler couldn't have fired anyone yesterday-- she wasn't in the office. Says the tipster: 'DeWine staffers say this is bs, Pressler's been in scenic Columbus all week.'"

[rinsd]

3. The title refers to Monkeyfishing....

"We would be happy to learn that we did not play a part in getting someone fired, though chagrinned to have been taken in, natch. But can you blame us? She was all about the ass-fucking. We couldn't resist"

[rinsd]

4. Update:

Not monkeyfishing...someone was definitely fired just doesn;t know who did it.

"So the bad news is that we did play a role in getting someone fired. That, of course, is the good news as well. Washingtonienne exists. There was a public reaming (as opposed to the private ones), "in front of the interns and everything." was done by the Aleysha Proctor, the Administrative Director Assistant Chief of Staff (Ass Chief?).

The "fired" part is less clear. She may not be officially fired. . . yet. But she was definitely shown the door. The front one.

Also: This is definitely going to appear in the "legitimate" media (written by "real reporters") soon.

UPDATE: This is me learning what "real reporting" is like. Apparently, you talk to more than one person. But what if they tell you different things? Basically, we're not sure who did the reaming. Either Proctor or maybe Paul Palagyi, the Legislative Director. See what happens when you try to get "facts" about "things"?"

[ArkDem]

5. This is the climate that the Bush Administration has

created in Washington. Ugh!