Please allow me to introduce myself

[Tummler]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a family of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jimmy Carter
Had his season of doubt and malaise
Made damn sure that Reagan
Washed the funds, and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around dusty Baghdad
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed Saddam and his family
Abu Ghraib screamed in vain

I sold a tank
Held a profiteer's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the ovens stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
(woo woo, woo woo)

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the drugs we made
(woo woo, woo woo)

I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me
(who who, who who)

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a family of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for Senators
Who are dead when they board the plane
(woo woo, who who)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
(who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
(who who, who who)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
(woo woo, who who)

Just as every Dem is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me the BUSH FAMILY
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
(who who, who who)

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
(woo woo)
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your land to waste, um yeah
(woo woo, woo woo)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
(who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
(woo woo, woo woo)

Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
(woo woo)

Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame

Oh, who
woo, woo
Woo, who
Woo, woo
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Oh, yeah

What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name

Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Woo woo
Woo woo

Original lyrics

[Gruenemann]

1. brilliant rewrite but

they haven't "killed Saddam"....yet...

[Tummler]

4. Yeah, I know

...but give it six months. Saddam won't make it to his trial. :tinfoilhat:

Also, I didn't know what else to say there. :)

[zbdent]

2. "Sympathy for the Dubya"

By the Rolling Media

[Sparkle]

3. the media?

[Howardx]

5. hey tummler!

are you in tummler?
http://www.tummler.net/Bio.html

[Tummler]

6. No...

but we both took the name from a character in the movie Gummo!

[Raster]

7. RIGHT FREAKIN' ON!

<raises fist holding crack pipe in salute>Powder to the Sheeple!

[Tummler]

8. Self-serving kick for the afternoon crowd

I have no shame. :(

:kick:

[snooper2]

9. My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.

Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee,
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee,
I'm steppin' tall y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me,
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy,
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah I called ya fat,
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy,
allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly, but it don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls pants,
And I even got my own dance!

:) :) :smoke:

The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump! sing it!