Bush and Rummy in Purgatory....

[kentuck]

"Rummy, I believe all this crap is about to blow over.."

"Well Mr pResident, it almost isn't worth it..all this negative press and name-calling..."

"Rummy, I told you I would stand by your side. Most of the press have stopped talking about it except for a couple of major league assholes, if you know what I mean?"

"You know, we really shoudn't have wiped our asses on the Geneva Convention Rules. That was my fault for talking you into that..."

"Yeah, if I hadn't been such a moron and invaded Iraq just because I was pissed off at Saddam. I lied to the people about WMDs, nuclear weapons, and all kinds of shit. Now look how many people have died because I screwed up. I wish my Daddy had stopped me....?

"Now, Mr pResident, don't be too hard on yourself. We all screwed up. If we hadn't listened to Cheney and Wolfowitz, we would all have been better off. We can only hope the American people never learn the truth about what we have done and all the lies we have told them. They would string us from the lightposts..."

"You remember when i choked on that pretzel? I really didn't. I was drunk on my ass and I tripped when I got up to go and get another shot of vodka...Man that was embarrassing..."

"Maybe we both should just go out in front of the public tomorrow and tell the people that we are the most incompetent assholes that have ever been in the White House? None of this shit would have happened if we had known our asses from a hole in the ground.."

"Let's have another drink. Fuck 'em all..."

[Jack Rabbit]

1. You give them too much credit

Purgatory? Really, Kentuck!

[kentuck]

2. Only for a short time....

before they reach their destination..:)