Who would be a better President? You or Bush?

[Feanorcurufinwe]

[spanone]

1. category three: Any animate object within the confines of this universe.

[Bluzmann57]

2. My grandma has been dead for 21 years

and she would be a better president than bush. I mean right now.

[Generator]

3. Moi, naturalment

I could work with the French.

[Career Prole]

4. Not much of a challenge! I could handle it in my spare time

out of my garage with a bowlful of cheddar Goldfish for my Cabinet and still make the Connecticut cowboy look like a chooch.
Put me in, Coach!! :bounce:

[Mountainman]

5. I wouldn't need so many vacations and I can say nuclear.

Cheney wouldn't want to tell me what to do and I wouldn't owe anything to big business. I wouldn't have Rice or Rummy around and I would let all the people visit the White House on Christmas, but I'm sure my wife wouldn't bake any cookies for them.

In my state of the union speech I'd really tell you how it is. I would get most of my information from DUers since they know way more about how it is than Bush's sources did.

If I got a memo saying we are in danger of an attack I'd tell everyone and put a copy of the memo in all the papers and on the news and the internet. That way we could all get together and make a good plan to deal with it since I know that the people couldn't count on only me to protect them like Bush says he can.

[Senior citizen]

6. I have no ties to the Saudis

I don't even own a car.

I would cut the defense budget every year by at least the amount they weren't able to account for in the previous year. (In a few years they'd probably end up with a negative budget amount.)

[MsUnderstood]

7. If the challenge is to only be better than Bush

Than I'd say let me at em. And if I'm busy, I'll let me dog handle it.

[flakey_foont]

8. Depends

on if I am awake or not

[hippiegranny]

9. ok, who's the troll who cast a vote for the shrublet?

it must be a drive by freeper cause every du-er i know is smarter and would make a better world leader than the pinhead.

[Rationality]

10. What's the point of this poll? You know what kind of answers you'll get

around here.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

13. I wanted to see

how many people would say "what's the point of this poll?"

No, really, it was for comparison with this poll.

[fryguy]

11. a three day old dead herring would be a better president than *

[wryter2000]

12. Hey, where's ham sandwich? eom

eom

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

14. "Me" wins them both.

So far.

[demodewd]

15. memememe

I would for sure. But I'd have a short stay...if you get my drift.

[trof]

16. My platform: 1. Free Drinks on Fridays

2. Free peanuts too
3. Neckties outlawed
4. Government paid alimony
5. Free lawn mowing for seniors

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

17. I voted Bush....

.. but not because that's what I believe, but considering the Beltway Power Brokers are the ones truly in Power, I would be chewed up and spit out and made to be 'the worst president ever' by their PR propagandist machine even if I cured cancer & AIDS and balanced the budget in 3 months and had the largest surplus and lowest unemployment figures ever.

PNAC is the power... performing the Puppetry of the Bush...

[stellanoir]

18. some huckster said. . .

a bologna sandwich would do better than *

have to agree with that.

[newscaster]

19. My cat would be better

:hurts: