Eureka!! I have figured out Zell Miller

[Arbustosux]

He acts this way because he is afraid.....

OFFENSIVE CONSERVATIVE QUOTE OF THE DAY: Zell Miller this week compared the
abuse at Abu Ghraib to showering in gym class
(http://msnbc.msn.com/id/3226997/) , saying, "The two times I think I have been
most humiliated in my life was standing in a big room, naked as a jaybird with
about fifty others and they were checking us out, now that was humiliating. It
was humiliating showering with sixty others in a public shower. It didn't kill
us did it? No one ever died from humiliation."


He is afraid people will learn that he has a tiny, little wee wee!!

That explains why he is such an asshole.

[candy331]

1. ha ha ha lol

Who would have figured, now it it is little, old and probably dried up like his brain..

[Auntie Bush]

6. I visualize an over cooked piece of macaroni.!

[lovedems]

2. Am I correct in saying that Muslims die from humiliation?

It seems to me I read somewhere that shame and humiliation are so bad that tribes will kill those who have been humiliated or shamed. Can anyone help?

Aside from that, maybe Zell suffers from the Napolean complex but instead in being short in stature, he is short in...

In SHORT Zell is a DICK.

[Veggie Meathead]

19. Repeat after me. Zell is a dick. Zell has a short dick.

Zell is a short dick.Zell uses his dick for a head. So, Zell is also
a dickhead.

[HFishbine]

3. Tiny wee-wee

or pubes shaved in the shape of an elephant?

[Claire Beth]

4. zell miller is an A**HOLE!! n/t

[blm]

5. He's just another power junkie.

Just another sex-starved monkey.
Y'know it if you saw his stuff
The man just isn't big enough.

lyrics by Henley

[AntiCoup2K4]

7. So Zell was afraid of guys "checking him out" in the shower??

Probably because he got a woody and couldn't hide it.

[Toronto Ron]

8. What a senile shit

He's not merely a Republican, but an extreme version, like that Inhofe subhuman. Why doesn't the Democratic Party publicly expel him (if anything like that can be done)?

[MadChatter]

11. Zell sucks

What he's doing is the only way he feels he can get any press, and he's right.I, too, wish we could dump him.

[newyawker99]

17. Hi MadChatter!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[zbdent]

9. Most likely many Repukes got their anti-gay attitude

when they first stepped into an all-male community shower in school

and got an erection from the sights

and got ridiculed for said erection.

[MGKrebs]

10. Jeez. And he was a Marine?

[Misunderestimator]

12. Gee, I wonder how many times he remembers

being raped with a flashlight. idiot

[xultar]

13. I thought he had Alzheimer's n/t

[pinkpops]

14. so when is this guy up for reelection?

[napi21]

16. Never. He announced he wasn't running again..

Believe me, as a Georgian I sent him an email telling him he was damn lucky he made that decision because he would lose in disgrace!

I was very pi**ed at him for a long time, but he has just become a laughing stock in both parties now. I finally can just ignore his BS. BTW, he is doind something good with all his goofy speaches. He has ALL the Dems in Ga. angry enough to get off their.....and go vote!

[Catherine Vincent]

15. LOL!

Thanks for the laugh!

[charlie105]

18. Didn't this scumbag start a 'movement' called

'Democrats For Bush'? Whatever happened to that? Type that in and it leads you to the Dick & Bush site.