Bush and Cheney didn’t really lie about the incontrovertible evidence

[Scaramouche]

They Didn’t Lie! Really, Really, Not at All

Bush and Cheney didn’t really lie about the incontrovertible evidence the had on Iraq. The reason is we have number "guests" at an undisclosed location which is also known as the Dick 'n Bush Spa for Arrest & Relaxation of Int’l Conventions. Dick Cheney often visits an undisclosed location and he learns a lot there.

Overheard during his visit to the pool:
Life Guard: So one more time, did you have ties to Iraq?
Guest: Gurgle, gurgle, gasp… Yes, it’s true, spluarggh.

Overheard during his visit to the Salon:
Electrolysis Specialist: Once again, where are the Weapons of Mass Destruction?
Guest: Sparkle, snap, sizzle… Around Tigrit. I swear, owww.

Overheard during his visit in the workout room:
Physical Trainer: So for the last time, how will you attack with those WMD’s
Guest: Thump, thwack, thud… De plane, de plane- Boss, ouch, I mean un-manned aerial vehicles…

Overheard during his visit for Tea and Crumpets
British Butler: Hungry, Old Chap? Tell me about that Uranium from those Nigers,
Guest: Growl, grumble, grrrh,… Yellow Cake, hmmm…

See they didn’t lie, not really, Just like the time, young George W could not tell a lie, “Honest Mom, I didn’t torture no frogs” (I just done blewed them up. Or the time Cheney told the press, “I didn’t go to ‘Nam because I had a family” (because we all know life starts at tumescence).

As we all know, it’s not a lie if you don’t tell the whole truth!

[boobooday]

1. Oh god, I forgot about the frog incident

If anyone thinks these cold-hearted warmongers are shocked by these pictures, if anyone thinks Bush, who ran the gulag of Texas, aka Executionville, is really "outraged" they're dreaming.





http://www.wgoeshome.com

[Scaramouche]

2. Cool site to bookmark...

Did you photoshop those pics?

[Scaramouche]

3. Lies beget lies...

Does anyone know if Bush ever took an ethics class while he was in school?