Oh boy !! Pic of * begging for a caption. Step right up.

[PfcHammer]

With great pain, I'm reserving comment on this pic and
defer to the rest of the board.

[sniffa]

1. gimme this much whiskey

[kentuck]

2. I'm about this far from going completely insane....

Or I get a yard-on about this hard everytime I think of killing those animals....

[Reverend_Smitty]

3. I'm squishing your head!!

Any Kids in the Hall fans out there?

[StephNW4Clark]

10. I was about to post that! n/t

[Gem]

15. sexual humiliation of Iraqi prisoners

The Iraqi people need to understand that American men have larger doofloppys.

[demnan]

4. When your

dick is as small is mine, all you want to do is kill people.

[eissa]

5. Ok, I'll say the obvious

My tiny penis is the real reason why I am a warmongering "president."

[EstimatedProphet]

6. NEVER ask me a question like that again! I'm crushing your head!

[democrank]

7. I came this close

to rescuing McCain in Vietnam.

[Bronco69]

8. "If it's any bigger than this

I tend to gag. That's why Colon isn't allowed in the oval office."

[radwriter0555]

9. it only hurt "THIS" much...

they'll be FINE....

[Fla Dem]

11. You're makin too much of this prison torture thing,

their weenies were only this big.

[taxidriver]

12. the clenis!

focus on the Clenis!

[Fla Dem]

13. This is my brain on crack.

[AlCzervik]

14. this is how much i care

[Tellurian]

16. I only have this much time before my Impeachment. I need your help!

[killbotfactory]

17. redrum... redrum...

REDRUM!

[spanone]

I swear, I only lied this much.

[shaolinmonkey]

18. You see war is a way for me to compensate for my small...

brain.

[trogdor]

19. This is why you seldom see Republicans involved in sex scandals.

Most of us have peckers that are only about this big. Most of them don't even work, even with Viagra.

[Toucano]

20. Koko has a new potential playmate.

Researchers demonstrated their efforts to teach a chimp how to communicate using sign language. They are afraid, however, that Koko will reject this specimen because he has to study each sign so intently that Koko suspects he's lying. Furthermore, the chimp's vocabulary is limited to only a few meaningless phrases including, "They hate us for our freedom", and "make the tax cuts permanent".

[Grown2Hate]

21. "I would say he insulted you... lil' bit, lil' bit..."

in his best DeNiro impression.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

22. i once caught a fish this big!

[fryguy]

23. We're this close to finding those WMDs....just wait until September....

[sadiesworld]

24. I was THIS CLOSE to winning the 2000 election.

[SquireJons]

25. Bwahahahahahahahahah

"While viewing those disgusting pictures, my wiener got this big!"

[SquireJons]

27. Modified

"When uncle Rummy showed me those funny pictures, my pee-pee got this big!"

[indigobusiness]

26. "I'm THIS close to invading myself."

As soon to be seen on the Sludge Report...
thanks.

[TacticalPeek]

28. Trick question? You're this close to a hood & a pile of naked journalists

[Toucano]

29. OMG!

That's a good one. :)

[Andy_Stephenson]

30. Despite the cod piece...

I'd say it's about this big erect.

[Emboldened Chimp]

31. This is how much I care about brown-skinned people...

[immoderate]

32. That was my splitter, now watch my screwball.

--IMM