Bush is a Traveshamockery

[indigobusiness]

isn't he.

http://sludgereport.blogspot.com/
Broken News of the Bush Apocalypse

[indigobusiness]

1. I wonder if he drinks the president of beers?

Probably not.

[indigobusiness]

2. Bertleflickle...

no making up words...

[indigobusiness]

3. I'll just entertain myself on this thread...

don't mind me.

[virgdem]

4. Actually, he is a mockery of a travesty of a sham...

with apolgies to Woody Allen!

[indigobusiness]

6. I didn't think of that...

less filling.

Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.

Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right,
But that three lefts do.

Wherever possible put people on "HOLD".
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
Remember the Pueblo.

Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate.
Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you;
That lemon on your left for instance.

Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls,
Would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your face.

Carefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan,
And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
For a good time, call 606-4311.

Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog
Is finally getting enough cheese;
And reflect that whatever fortunes may be your lot,
It could only be worse in Sioux City.

You are a fluke of the Universe.
You have no right to be here, and whether you can hear it or not,
The Universe is laughing behind your back.

Therefore make peace with your God whatever you conceive him to be,
Hairy Thunderer or Cosmic Muffin.

With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
The world continues to deteriorate.
Give up.

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"Deteriorata" from the ...70s? Nat'l Lampoon

[calimary]

12. Oh, MAN! I forgot all about THAT one!

HILARIOUS! Takes me back to college radio! ROFLMAO!!!

Thanks for posting this. Really sent me back down memory lane.

[Bombtrack]

5. Bob Odenkirk is a big liberal

the guy who plays "Miller"

[SmileyBoy]

7. Yeah, I know. But I wonder though...

...how Budweiser is just letting Miller say negative things about them on their commercials (not that it matters, they're both piss-beers anyway). They're not owned by the same company, or anything. Miller's owned by some British company...

[indigobusiness]

8. It's called freedom of speech

and satire is protected.

[SmileyBoy]

11. Not bothered by that, I'm intrigued by the fact that Bud hasn't retaliated

...

[indigobusiness]

13. retaliate? how? a silly ad war?

http://sludgereport.blogspot.com/
They've been warring for years.

[ironflange]

9. Yes, the beer is crappy

But those commercials are hilarious.

[indigobusiness]

14. I thought the "twist to open"

one was best.

[Bombtrack]

10. Miller High life is good beer

Although when I do drink it's almost always vodka

[ironflange]

15. I'm a beer snob

I can't help it.