good bush joke

[historian]

Bush died and went straight to hell. He is greeted by the devil who tells him he must make one choice out of three in which to spend eternity.
He peeks into window of first room and sees Rumsfeld pushing a boulder up a hill only to have it repeatedly roll back and crush him.
Noooooooooo says georgie that doesnt look nice
next room peeks in window - cheney is sitting at table being served oil and gasoline soup which he must drink
yeggh says georgie boy i dont like that
Next room has clinton lying naked on his back with monica doing her number.
Oh yes says our georgie I could spend eternity like that!
Ok said the devil there is no turning back now
opens door pushes georgie in and says
Ok monica yo u can leave now

[Political_Junkie]

1. Yep!

I like that!

[BrotherBuzz]

2. Bush* Cheney and Rumsfeld

Bush*, Cheney, and Rumsfeld are walking on a beach when they spy an old lamp. Well, of course they rub it and the genie appears and grants them each one wish. Cheney thinking about the energy papers, the crimes associated with them, and the upcoming court decision chooses to travel to one of those south america countries that doesn't recognize extradition. Woosh, Cheney is gone. Rumsfeld, with the war in the toilet bowl and the Hague looming on the horizen decides to join him. Woosh, Rumsfeld is gone, too. Then finally, Bush* sitting there with that dumb look on his face when the genie said "hey bub, I ain't got all day, what do you want?". Bush responded, "I just want my buddies back".