sales of Reynold's Aluminum Foil stocks skyrocketing! buy now!

[mopaul]

tin foil on sale! this week only! half price for conspiracy theorists! buy stock in reynold's aluminum now!

invisible weapons of mass destruction. invisible osama's. invisible interrogators. invisible military records. invisible testimony behind closed doors with no records allowed. invisible torture photos witheld from our sensitive eyes. invisible plans to take over the world. invisible hooded men, decapitating an american.
invisible billions taken from our treasury. invisible deals with the taliban. invisible family connections between the bush's and the bin laden's. invisible deals made behind closed doors, in marble halls, over martinis, to fuck us all and take the money.

i wear my tin foil hat like a badge of honor. i'm out of the closet.

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. instructions for making your own aluminum foil deflector beanie here...

http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html

[AlCzervik]

2. looks so cute too!

[riverwalker]

3. dual purpose too

they also double as Anti-Rapture helmets.

[cosmicdot]

4. I'm proud of my tin foil hat ... but, should we be the ones wearing them?

Certainly no conspiracies here. All reasonably explained

JFK, Jack Ruby, Hale Boggs, Warren Commission, CIA, Martin King, Malcom X, Bobby Kennedy, Abby Hoffman, FBI, John Lennon, Fred Hampton, Che, Contras, Iran, Echelon, John Jr., Osama, Touch screen voting, Nov.2000, 18,181, Skull & Bones, 9/11, Anthrax, Wellstone, NSA, Nov.2002, DLC, Saddam, WMD, Dr Kelly, Arnold.


"What Do We Do Now" by Howard Zinn

It seems very hard for some people--especially those in high places, but also those striving for high places--to grasp a simple truth: The United States does not belong in Iraq. It is not our country. Our presence is causing death, suffering, destruction, and so large sections of the population are rising against us. Our military is then reacting with indiscriminate force, bombing and shooting and rounding up people simply on "suspicion."

Amnesty International, a year after the invasion, reported: "Scores of unarmed people have been killed due to excessive or unnecessary use of lethal force by coalition forces during public demonstrations, at checkpoints, and in house raids. Thousands of people have been detained , often under harsh conditions, and subjected to prolonged and often unacknowledged detention. Many have been tortured or ill-treated, and some have died in custody." ~snip~

http://www.progressive.org/june04/zinn0604.html

[Ready4Change]

5. Get back in the closet!

Don't you know that since the mid 70's the so called "energy crisis" has been used as an excuse to insert photo-active membranes in insulated windows, which convert natural sunlight into hypnotic waveforms? Being out of sight of all windows, or even light from such windows reflecting off walls into inner areas of the house, is your only means of defense against becoming a zombie of the military-industrial complex?



:P

[mopaul]

6. yer preachin to the choir here, everybody knows that already

but seriously, we have an earthquake superweapon and we'll use it if we have to.

i've seen enough apocolyptic future movies, i know the drill against zombies and such

[Minstrel Boy]

7. In the words of the great Paranoid Larry:

"If you mention things that most folks would rather avoid -
they'll call you paranoid.
If you mention things that are happening right in front of you -
you better be careful who you mention 'em to."