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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 08:58 PM
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Prayer Request for President Bush....please contribute
Edited on Tue May-11-04 09:12 PM by mopaul
to go straight to fuckin hell head first.

hey!..god...can ya hear me down here? it's me, mo. i know i haven't checked in lately, for various reasons i won't go into that here, i know you're busy. but i was wondering, if it's not asking too much, if you can find the time, could you please smite george bush?

they say YOU put him in the white house but i know better lord. i won't question your ways, which are mysterious and unknown to me, but surely, you can see all of your children that he's oppressed and murdered, in your name, and gravely in vain.

and could you tap your bornagain followers gently on the skull to let them see, that bush is no godly man, and no follower of your son jesus? they are such a pain in the asses of us, the born once's.

damn him o god, for if anyone ever deserved to be goddamned, it is he.
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fujiyama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 08:59 PM
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1. LOL
Edited on Tue May-11-04 08:59 PM by fujiyama
Right when I saw your thread, I thought the same thing.

I pray -- that you rot in hell, you son of a bitch (literally)...
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:00 PM
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2. I got a picture of the asshole in the mail
I don't know whether to shit on it or shit on it and mail it back.
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:13 PM
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5. have benny hinn bless it, then
you can crap on it and send it to barbara bush for father's day
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Nobody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 06:34 AM
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12. Do you have a dartboard? n/t
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:00 PM
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3. The born
once's. Mo, that is just great, may I use that? LOL, thanks.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:01 PM
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4. AMEN!
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Unperson 309 Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:13 PM
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6. Sorry, But...

To me such a prayer is taking the Lord's name in vain.

Do I pray for Bush? Yes. I pray that God's mercy will soften his heart and that he will see that what he is doing and the people who are advising him are wrong. I pray for peace and for his soul.

If you are Christian, Jewish, Wiccan, Pagan or religious... PRAY!
But pray for kindness and good, for mercy and forgiveness, for understanding and for grace.

To pray that someone, even the vilest most noisome toad (such as Dubya), is harmed or sent to Hell is wrong. It is a misuse and profanation of the most sacred power we have, the ability to converse with the Divine.

To a great degree it's like playing Russian Roulette. Prayer is powerful and if you believe in the Wiccan Rede or the Magickal Law of Fivefold return, to pray for another to be harmed is to (in effect) invite that harm on yourself.

If you cannot bring yourself to pray for this administration, at the very least, pray for peace.

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DieboldMustDie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:31 PM
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10. Try Saint Jude...
the Patron Saint of "lost causes" and "cases despaired of." ;)
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 06:32 AM
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11. jude, there's a saint i can relate to
i love saint jude, and so should bush, cause he's a lost cause.
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Andy_Stephenson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:15 PM
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7. Dear Lord in heaven...
please deliver two heart attacks to Washington...earmark them for Bush and Cheney. Massive ones...painful life ending ones please! Deliver us from the evil ones oh lord.

Amen
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:17 PM
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8. Hello God
Why do you hate us so much??


MzPip
:dem:
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:19 PM
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9. why hast thou forsaken us oh lord?
deliver us from evil
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 07:19 AM
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13. Please forward my prayer.


Dear God:

George W. Bush* thinks you chose him to carry out this modern day crusade against the non-Christians. I don't know who scares me the most, him or that pathetic nut Ashcroft. Did You really tell him that calico cats were a sign of the devil?
Naw, I didn't think so.

And what's the deal with him covering that statue that was made in Your Own Image? Did you intend for us to be ashamed of the bodies for which You made the prototypes?
Naw, I didn't think so.

Could You do me a big personal favor and let them know that they aren't Your "chosen". Like maybe a little lightning bolt or two.
Thanks. I really appreciate it.

Your friend,
trof
p.s. Could you let the Pope know that it's OK for Kerry to keep taking communion? I know that You'll settle with him as You see fit when he gets up there.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 08:02 AM
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14. * Snicker *
And may the fleas of a thousand Camels infest every worldly GOPer's arm pits and their children and their children's children!
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Auntie Bush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 08:35 AM
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17. ROTFL
I'm still rolling! Tears be gone!

PS to your prayer. Please don't let any of the children of my children ever get near the infected children of all those flea bitten children. Please God spare them!

PPS God, if you love Bush and friends so much...can't you invite them to come HOME for a free dinner?
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 09:18 AM
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22. Maybe the DNC could open up a new service for 2004!
DNC Dial-A-Curse! Open 24/7!
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 08:11 AM
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15. Amen
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 08:34 AM
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16. Seriously God!
Edited on Wed May-12-04 09:00 AM by Hubert Flottz
Please show the image of the murder in the film where the American citizen is beheaded and those sounds to Bush every time he closes his eyes for the rest of his life! Please inform Bush that his bearing false witness caused this and the thousands of other deaths involved in the invasion of Iraq! Place this burden on every evil heart who helped bring this on!
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seemslikeadream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 08:42 AM
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18. I'll drink to that!
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neebob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 08:45 AM
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19. Now there's a prayer I can get with
Edited on Wed May-12-04 08:59 AM by neebob
Hi, God. It's me, Nee. I just wanted to second that smiting idea that mopaul suggested. I know I go around saying you don't exist and everything, but in case in wrong and you're in the mood to prove it, smiting George Bush would be an excellent way to go about it. And I don't mean your average everyday run-of-the-mill smiting where science or people can be blamed and others get smitten along with the main smitee, but serious unmistakable Godly smiting directed at one person with no collateral smitage. When was the last time you smote someone who really deserved it? Seriously. Think about it. Amen.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 09:03 AM
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20. Gawd is a mercyful Gawd!
He wouldn't dare smite the national idiot, because he knows all about old crooked Dick Cheney!
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Tinoire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 09:05 AM
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21. Amen Mo!
Bush and Cheney can build all the deep bunkers they want; it won't help. There isn't a bunker deep enough to hide those murdering heathens from the wrath of God!


Rev 6:12 NIV) "I watched as he opened the sixth seal. There was a great earthquake. The sun turned black like sackcloth made of goat hair, the whole moon turned blood red,"

(Rev 6:13 NIV) "and the stars in the sky fell to earth, as late figs drop from a fig tree when shaken by a strong wind."

(Rev 6:14 NIV) "The sky receded like a scroll, rolling up, and every mountain and island was removed from its place."

(Rev 6:15 NIV) "Then the kings of the earth, the princes, the generals, the rich, the mighty, and every slave and every free man hid in caves and among the rocks of the mountains." Vs.16 and 17, they cried, "Fall on us and hide us from the face of him who sits on the throne and from the wrath of the Lamb! For the great day of their wrath has come, and who can stand?"
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Thoth Donating Member (256 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 09:21 AM
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23. I'll contribute...
a few dozen deception dollars!

http://www.deceptiondollar.com

Spread these far and wide to get the TRUTH of complicity out to the Sheeple.
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