"Why We REALLY Fight!" a Ministry of Homeland Security edutrainment film

[thebigidea]

http://www.terminalproduct.com/whywereallyfight.rm

Ever wonder WHY we're killing people by the thousands? Sure, we all do. Have all your questions answered in a cleansing, friendly format. You'll have no problem killing on command after finding out... WHY... WE REALLY FIGHT!

(extremely rough cut, no music or fx, no scratchy film treatment, not valid in Utah, part one.)



previously:
http://www.terminalproduct.com/pnac.rm

[thebigidea]

1. watching this, I'm left with only one question...

... why did I bother affixing a smelly white moustache labeled "grandpa" to my upper lip? You can't even make it out.

[thebigidea]

2. eek, the audio is all fried. Gotta fix that...

apologies to all imaginary or implied downloaders of this work in progress are in order, on behalf of myself, if not Donald H. Rumsfeld.

[thebigidea]

3. somewhat fixed now, I think. I gather...

I'm adding a slew of "man in the street" type snippets of random characters answering the all important question, "why we really fight?"

So, why do we, anyway?

[thebigidea]

4. Updated, spruced, and garnished with truffles for the DU insomniac set

Scratchier, screechier, and just plain nacho cheesier.

[Elidor]

5. I can't watch it on this pooter

But a big old KICK for a fellow artist whose gratification depends on our entertainment.

[thebigidea]

6. But whose even GREATER gratification...

depends on the hatemail, festooned with mispellings and talking points.

Thanks for the thumbs up, though!

[No2W2004]

7. Lets give a big ol kick

for the shape shifting neocon lizards!

Very nice job!

Please tell me that is NOT a real website though.

[thebigidea]

8. Hope not. All the dialogue was improvised...

It was either that or www.spankmyuncleagain.com

[thebigidea]

9. final cut farewell kick... fade out!