What's The Worst Clinton Lie Lie??

[KharmaTrain]

This morning I heard another Kool-Aid drinker extolling how virtually every problem on this planet can be traced to Bill Clinton's zipper. The one that got me was this "fine Amurican's" claim that the reason our military's in the difficult position is that "Clinton eliminated 5 Divisions"...blaming him, not Dick Chenney...then Secretary Of Defense...who pushed the cutbacks to turn over control of the military to contractors and his golden parachute after BushI was kicked out. Of course, why should the facts keep a loyal GOOPer from telling yet another "Clinton Did It" lie.

I'm curious what your favorite Clinton lie or distortion is. Also, if you've battered a flying monkey around, please share that as well.

Happy Mother's Day...Cheers!

[eaprez]

1. Murder.....

....oh, and drug running. The Clinton's murdered Vince Foster, as well as others in connection with the drug cartel out of Little Rock.

[malatesta1137]

3. are you a 700 Club aficionado?

even Ken Starr said the Vince Foster murder is bullshit, and the Clinton drug dealing story was also fake.

[Catholic Sensation]

4. I know sarcasm and nuance is difficult to pick up in simple text

but I do believe the post you replied to was so obivous didn't require the usual </sarcasm> tag

[eaprez]

8. Did you read the question?

The original question of this thread was "what is the worst Clinton lie". That's what I posted - the worst LIE.

[KharmaTrain]

9. Let Me Clarify...

This can be open to lots of interpretation...one being lies about Clinton by others that have been refuted (such as the Foster shit) endlessly but still are part of the Freeper's basic diet and the new ones both those Morans and this regime have made up to cover their asses...aka the "Clinton could have nabbed bin Laden" shit.

Hope that helps.

Thanks for your responses.

[malatesta1137]

17. I take it back.

I read it fast. Sorry

[philosophie_en_rose]

2. Bill Clinton lied, so I have to cheat on Algebra tests.

FU Charlie Gibson.

[CastorTroy]

5. Clinton's BJ As a Signal to Klepto-CEO's

The height of absurdity was when the wave of accounting scandals were traced back to the "promiscuous" Clinton times. How honest CEO's were corrupted by the Clenis to start stealing pensions.

[leeroysphitz]

7. Shoot

I think that one is true...

I'm the CEO of a major U.S. Corporation and I remember quite clearly the day I first heard about the Monica Sex scandal... I said to myself "Well SHOOT if Clinton can do that then Why can't I move my corporate HQ to a P.O. Box in Bermuda and run out and get me a $16,000 Umbrella stand...

[rock]

6. Only one really bad one

He congradulated bushsucks* on "winning" the presidency.

[immoderate]

10. On lies about Clinton lies

There was this 15 year old freeper hot shot who wrote a book, and he said people his age found out about oral sex because of Clinton.

I'm so glad I had a school yard for my education.

--IMM

[AgadorSparticus]

11. who gives a shit!!! better question: what's the worst BUSH LIE????

cuz god knows, there's PLENTY of the BUSHIT to ruminate over for the next decade.

[Puglover]

12. delete

[KharmaTrain]

13. Finding Those On DU is Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel

I'm looking for some stuff that might be helpful to those "engaged" with Repugnicans who quote Clinton lies out of ignorance or pure spite. For some, they've heard so many lies about lies for so long they assume Clinton's the cause of troubles that can be easily traced to this regime or the previous one.

We need to slap those down, but also have some fun on our own with the lengths morons go to smear both Clinton, and our causes.

[Cronus Protagonist]

16. You're doing a half-decent job of smearing Clinton yourself

You sure you don't want to change your spots?

[robbedvoter]

14. The Mena airport drug traffic - because it showed me early on

how the loony left works with the loony right - the idiocy traveled from the Nation to VRWC until it was debumked by Conason.

There were of course more outlandish one - the black prostitutes - I believe even a male one - but Mena taught me something useful. I am using a compass now. It points to the truth.

[immoderate]

15. Remember the video that was distributed by Jerry Falwell

Was it called the Clinton Chronicles or something? Even though Falwell apologized for it, and it was widely discredited, I heard a C-SPAN caller refer to it within the last month. So I guess it's still making the rounds.

A Republican I know played it during a dinner party when it came out. I was laughing too loudly, I guess. I asked, "Are you sure this isn't from Saturday Night Live? It seemed so ridiculous. But people believe it.

--IMM