Cheney has over 100 guns including dozens of machine guns

[billbuckhead]

That he shoots at government rifle range. He takes 30 at a time. That's what they're saying on AirAmerica's morning sedition repeat. Somekind of weirdo that Cheney. He showed a video at his Christmas party showing him shooting guns. Now they're saying that since Cheney can't take Viagra cause of his heart, he's compensating.
Some special kind of chickenhawk that Cheney, not using his expert marksmanship skills against the Viet Cong but saving himself for ......

[rumguy]

1. He's truly a strange man

[havocmom]

2. Pluck the Chicken Hawks and let the world see

their true colors: yellow belly

Why would a man with the sort of protection afford the Vice pResident of the United States of America need to haul around that much personal firepower? Is he concerned his guards might turn on him? Gee, he's such a sweetheart, why would that ever happen?

Maybe my mother was right and most bullies really are scared little cowards?

[wtmusic]

4. This whole war was about cowardice

Lobbing cruise missiles takes much less bravery than diplomacy.

[calimary]

3. Seems pretty self-evident that he is VERY poorly endowed.

Why else the fixation on guns? And so f-ing MANY guns? Probably has a SERIOUS coming-up-short complex. Fathered a daughter who's gay. Might have a complex about that. I know it's a big deal among some men that their manhood is validated because they sired sons (hearing them talk, watching them swagger). Go figure. Anyway, I'm just guessing from his near-desperate attempts to overcompensate (in the money-accumulation department, the power-hunger department, the manipulation and control department, and all them dang guns) plus he's kinda short just anyway. Losing his hair (another big hangup with a number of middle-aged guys I know - judging from the way THEY talk) and certainly that "heart" that's running on fumes. Wife is a pushy, controlling shrew. Must be FRIGHTFULLY insecure, deep down. Serves him right.

[havocmom]

5. and he probably realizes that being paranoid does not mean

somebody can't really be out to get you.

He has pissed on a lot of people. He must know there will be come-uppence one day.

I hear that if one doesn't get enough sleep, it can lead to serious heart disease. Chaney is probably afraid to close his eyes.

[KharmaTrain]

8. You've Summed Up A Lost Generation...

My father was one of those who felt you weren't a real man unless you sired a son (ya know...go into the stud barn until you produce that thoroughbred...</sarcasm off/>). This is a culture that defines it's fallic power in RPMs and MMs.

I'm firmly convinced the sexual revolution ended and we all lost!

[DoNotRefill]

14. Gun ownership does not equate to a small penis.

Or are women who enjoy shooting upset somehow that they're not male?

Come on, cali, I expect better from you.

[Minstrel Boy]

6. Anyone hear of Cathy O'Brien?

I'm posting this with the important disclaimer that I make absolutely no claim regarding the veracity of O'Brien's story. If you've never read anything about the CIA's alledged "Monarch Program" (a method of trauma-induced mind control), this'll sound freakin' nuts. I've read a lot about this stuff, and it still does to me. And though I believe mind control is an important topic, and that there is evidence to support the existence of Monarch, I remain unpersuaded of O'Brien's claims. Still, everytime I read about Cheney and hunting, I think of this story. So, for what it's worth, even if only an absurdist theatre of the mind....

Cathy O'Brien claims to have been a CIA mind-controlled sex slave. In her book "Tranceformation of America", she says she was hunted for sport by Dick Cheney on at least two seperate occasions. It's worth noting she wrote the book 10 years ago.

A couple of excerpts:

"Dick Cheney had an apparent addiction to the "thrill of the sport." He appeared obsessed with playing A Most Dangerous Game as a means of traumatizing mind control victims, as well as to satisfy his own perverse sexual kinks. My introduction to the game occurred upon arrival at the hunting lodge near Greybull, Wyoming, and it physically and psychologically devastated me. I was sufficiently traumatized for Cheney's programming, as I stood naked in his hunting lodge office after being hunted down and caught. Cheney was talking as he paced around me, "I could stuff you and mount you like a jackalope and call you a two legged dear. Or I could stuff you with this (he unzipped his pants to reveal his oversized penis) right down your throat, and then mount you. Which do you prefer?"
http://www.trance-formation.com/book_excerpts/game.htm

As soon as we arrived at Bush and Cheney's inner sanctum, noticed George Bush, Jr. was with them. It was my experience that Jr. stood by his father and covered his backside whenever Bush would become incapacitated from drugs or required criminal back up. It appeared that Jr. was there to serve both purposes, while his father and Cheney enjoyed their work-vacation.

Hyper from drugs, Cheney and Bush were eager to hunt their human prey in "A Most Dangerous Game." They greeted me with the rules of the game, ordered me to strip naked despite the cold December winds, and told me in Oz cryptic to "beware of the lions and tigers and bears." Kelly's life became the stakes, as usual, which resurrected my natural and exaggerated programmed maternal instincts. Tears silently ran down my cheeks as Bush told me, "If we catch you, Kelly's mine. So run, run as fast as you can. I'll get you and your little girl, too, because I can, I can, I can. And I will." Cheney, daring me to respond, asked, "Any questions?"
http://www.trance-formation.com/book_excerpts/regame.htm

[punpirate]

9. Clearly fiction...

... I stopped believing when she got to the part about his "oversized penis."

Cheney is a weasel, with a weasel's dick.

[Minstrel Boy]

11. Of all her claims,

that really is the hardest to accept.

[cliss]

7. And.....he goes to work every morning

escorted by an entourage of bodyguards. He arrives in a limousine, heavily armed. How's that for love?

[AgadorSparticus]

10. to compensate for his cowardice. all these chickenhawks are cowards.

and they spend their lives over compensating for it. it has to suck to be them--knowing that they are nothing more than walter mittys. how disappointing, sad, and pathetic it must be.

[BiggJawn]

12. What I wanna know is...Does he have Tax Stamps for all those choppers?

$200 a year per tommy gun, uzi, Grease gun, Sten, bren, MG-42, MP-38/40, Arikawa, M-16, etc., etc., etc......

Or is he somehow "exempt" from BATF laws because he's the Veep with Chandra's heart in his chest?

[DoNotRefill]

13. It's not $200 a year...

It's a transfer tax. It is only due when the guns change hands, with BEFAT's approval.

[BiggJawn]

15. OK, I stand corrected.

Still-Does he have a stamp for EACH of 'em? For some reason I think not. The Rich ALWAYS have contempt for the laws us smelly "littlke people" are expected to obey...And TinMan is the most contemptous of the bunch.

[DoNotRefill]

16. In light of US v. Stewart...

he may not need a tax stamp for ANY gun.