Anybody remember the "Inferno of Whores" on MWO?

[PlanetBev]

A few years back, Media Whores Online had a section called "Inferno of Whores", in which you could post your fantasy on what you'd like to see happen to your least favorite conservative or whoring journalist.

My fervent wish is that Rush Limbaugh walks by a microwave oven and shorts out his coclear ear transplant.

That John Ashcroft goes to Heaven and finds that it's sole occupants are hairdressers and interior decorators. There is no bible in Heaven, the only thing available to read is "The Nation" and "Mother Jones". The only music heard is Led Zeppelin's first album, the one where Robert Plant sings "squeeze my lemon, till the juice runs down my leg".

That I could slip something into Ann Coulter's Chardonnay that would make her face and body sag a few inches, speeding up the aging process to the point where she becomes completely unfuckable overnight...that the only job she can get is cleaning Chelsea Clinton's apartment.

Who among you can top this?

[coloradodem2005]

1. Actually, that was Led Zeppelin's second album. n/t

[murielm99]

2. I was thinking more in terms of The Rapture, and the fundie wingnuts.

When they are all sucked out of their pajamas, to elbow Christ out of the way, so they can sit at the right hand of the Father, we will be having peace on earth for the first time.

They will be congratulating themselves that the rest of us are all experiencing Tribulation, but, actually, God will be showing them reruns of old disaster flicks.

They will not discover this until they are led to one of the many mansions the Son has helped his Father prepare for them. Then, they discover, to their horror, that they are living right next door to the Taliban.