If you could tell pResident Bush* one thing what would it be?

[AnnitaR]

Thought I'd do something a little fun for my 500th post.

If you were able to have a personal conversation with Chimpy and were only allowed one sentence to express your feelings what would it be?

Edited to add mine: You have the blood of thousands on your hands and I truly hope that one day you reap all that you have sewn, you miserable excuse of a human being!

[pinto]

1. I am ashamed of you.

[malatesta1137]

2. WHY?

Why did you want to be President knowing you were not the choice of the American people?

[Seldona]

3. How dare you?

[stevedeshazer]

4. You're Fired! n/t

[mmonk]

5. Go to.......

well, nevermind.

[w13rd0]

6. Jesus hates you...

...he drove men like you and your cronies out of the temple grounds with a horsehair whip.

[joefree1]

7. God talks to me too and she said to vote for John Kerry.

Love to discuss who is really hearing from God and what she's saying.

[Andy_Stephenson]

8. FUCK OFF you

elitist prick.

[DjTj]

9. noo-CLEE-er

...not nuke-YOO-ler.

[RoyGBiv]

29. LOL!!!

I like that one. :-)

[Norbert]

10. Get out of Gores House.

.

[joefree1]

15. Yeah, that too.

[Fenris]

11. You, sir, are quite possibly

the world's biggest douchebag and I find your policies and misadministration appalling and frankly disturbing, and I'd be willing to bet that you are either seriously fucked in the head or dumber than a stack of bricks, and further I hope that you are either defeated in the upcoming election or impeached or overthrown or possibly or eaten by squirrels.

[mitchum]

12. "Go toward the light"

[Career Prole]

13. Why didn't you listen to Laura when she said

"Aw, honey, Ah'm real proud of you...but to be perfectly honest you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...maybe you oughta think twice about this presidency thing."

[coloradodem2005]

14. You are the worst president we ever had...

...and I will make sure that you do not get re-selected if it is the last thing I do!!!!!!!!!!

[rocktivity]

16. "Congratulations

on making your family the first to be stripped of its assets under the Trading With The Enemy Act TWICE."

:headbang:
rocknation

[malatesta1137]

17. Assassino!

Mass-murderer!

[murielm99]

18. Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.00

eom.

[Beaker]

19. "Could you please unclench your buttocks...?"

"...So that I might remove my foot...?"

[DenverDem]

20. "Do you have any last words?"

Preceding the fall of the guillotine.

[whistle]

21. Mr Bush, you acted in one of two ways....

LIHOP = Let It Happen On Purpose

MIHOP = Made It Happen On Purpose

Which one was it?

[SlavesandBulldozers]

22. "got any

blow left?"

[napi21]

23. After all your failures, why should I ever vote for you? n/t

[meti57b]

24. You're cheap, lazy, crooked and stupid!!

[Richard D]

25. Have some

Pretzels.

[PragMantisT]

26. I before E except after C, unless it sounds like an A

Either that or there is no Santa Claus, that's just Dick Cheney whose lap you are sitting on.

[kixot]

27. Hey, Bushie!!

[Magginkat]

28. Only one line? Well Ok........

Get your sorry AWOL ass on that "Mission Accomplished" ship, head to Iraq to finish the time owed the TNG and send my son home alive and uninjured, you arrogant, self-centered, self-serving, vindictive, lying, cowardly, corporate owned, terrorist loving, pansy arse, Texas wimp.

[RoyGBiv]

30. God called...

...and he told me to tell you to screw yourself.

[leftofthedial]

31. hasta la vista baybee

adios

you are outta here

going, going, GONE!

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

And stay out!