I wonder If Cheney goes to the restroom with Bush too?

[Hubert Flottz]

I mean, Junior has to have Cheney go everywhere else with him you know! Does Cheney take charge of thangs in the jon too, like he had to on 9/11? If Cheney is in the bunker counting his money when Bush has to go, what then?

[CO Liberal]

1. Neither One Uses The Bathroom

Because neither of them give a shit.

:-)

[Hubert Flottz]

3. AND!

They're both full of shit!

[kckc]

2. Thanks a lot

That was a visual I didn't need.:puke:

[kckc]

4. Sorry CO Liberal

That previous reply was for the original post, not you :) Although now I have a second visual...:eyes:

[Hubert Flottz]

13. Visualize Cheney's crooked smirk and wonder why he always....

looks like me forgot his Metamucil and can't download without a superhuman effort!

[Bridget Burke]

5. No, it's Condi's job to hold his

hand.

[Hubert Flottz]

9. Amongst other thangs!

I thought Richard Armitage took care of Condi's light work for her!

[Zinfandel]

6. Someone got to find it for little Georgie..

I'm sure they are getting tired on him pissing his pants all the time.

[blm]

7. In LA, when the boss needed babysitting, some of us called it

"holding his dick" as in "Who's turn is it to hold XX's dick today?"

That's what I thought about Bush and Cheney.

Might be a good one to spread around.

"It was Cheney's turn to hold Bush's dick."

Larry David would approve, methinks.

[whistle]

8. Probably, but the real question is...

...who gets to hold who's thingis?

[Hubert Flottz]

11. That's what I'd like to know!

And who wipes who's whats?

[0007]

10. Cheney goes only when junior is wearing Condi's panties

No big deals are swung when these turds go to the restroom - they squat

[Hubert Flottz]

12. Do you think that's why they call him Dick?

I mean isn't his name really Richard?

[m-jean03]

14. Actually -- it is only when Cheney goes away

that Bush CAN go -- Because Cheney has his hand up *'s ASS all the rest of the time.

That's about #2. For #1, Bush has Depends cuz he loves the FREEDOM of being able to whizz whenever he feels like it.

[Hubert Flottz]

15. I thought Bush had his head up his ass and I'm glad you set

me straight on that #2 deal! As for # 1, I wondered why Bush made all those strange faces on TV! One minute he'll look all intense and the next so relieved!

[m-jean03]

17. Well, maybe Bush sticks his head up his ass when he sleeps

the way you roll a sock's head into its ass for storage. Because he is a sock-puppet, Dick Cheney's Clueless Sock-puppet (thanks to Saigon68 for the Naming)-- that's what I mean by Dick's hand is up his ass all the time.

Yes Bush shits and pisses where and whenever he likes, it is emblematic of the corporate-friendly anti-environmental policies he favors -- He just can't get enough of that FREEDOM! It feels so GOOD!

[Hubert Flottz]

19. Kinda' like a sock chimp or sock monkey!

I read you Lima Charlie on that one! Saigon68 called it right that time for sure!

Roger on that shittin and pissin thing too! I think Chimps all do that but most can be house broken at a young age, unless they have an Abba dabba dabba normal brain! I'll bet Jane Goodall can't even fix that ape though!

http://www.janegoodall.org/chimp_central/default.asp

[m-jean03]

26. The way I have it figured --

He is some kind of Half Sock /Half Monkey, possessed by the Devil, who enters via Dick Cheney's warm, shit covered hand and arm.Haven't figured out yet whether Dick is the devil himself, or just a minion.

Have a great night, Hubert. Nice talkin to ya!:toast:

[bullimiami]

16. yeah they jam...

glowsticks up each others a++ for kicks.

[leftofthedial]

18. No. That's Condi's job.

She's good at it too.

[Hubert Flottz]

21. I think Dick and Condi took a break and old Lislie Blitzer took ....

over the cage cleaning and a$$ wiping! I think Big Karen bats cleanup for Shrub when he gets that electile disfunction stuff!

[leftofthedial]

22. bats cleanup

!! LOL

[wyldwolf]

20. They have an "Arthur/Hopson" relationship

"Perhaps you'd like me to wash your dick for you?"

[Hubert Flottz]

24. I don't think there is a shortage of weenie washers at 1600 Pa......

Ave! They'd all do anything for a buck in that house!

[opihimoimoi]

23. The Rest Room? Thats where Satan in disguise talks to Bush

Poses as GOD. Bush unable to tell the difference, cannot comprehend a Failure from a Success.

GOD wouldn't Talk to Bush if Cheney is around. Bush has to be alone, thats the RULEs.

[Hubert Flottz]

27. HOLY SHEI'ITE,,,, I know what you mean there Opihi!

That's prolly why it smells like the devil in there 24/7! Repubs like that smell I rectum! They spend their lives sniffing for gold up the boss's wha-che-call-it, so it's all they ever know! They serve that God on the things that say "In God We Trust" and that's the only God they care anything at all about! Same with the Telechubby Jerry Firewall "In God We Trust" mainly yanks his crank too, just like Dick and Bush!

[snippy]

25. Someone has to give Bush the poll results on whether to wipe.

It could be Cheney, but it probably is Turd Blossom Rove. Cheney is probably the one who gives Bush permission to go to the bathroom.

[Hubert Flottz]

28. That is Rich Snippy!

I'll bet Dick even spanks his little monkey butt when he goes outta' turn, and I'll bet KKKarl likes to watch too! Just one big happy KKKlan!