Letter to *

[FormerOstrich]

if this has made the rounds, I missed it. I discovered this while visiting www.congress.org.

VOTE OUTSOURCE OF COURSE

To:
President George Bush

April 30, 2004

Dear Stockholder,

In these dire times, let me ask you, the tax-paying democracy loving Amerikan stockholder these few questions:

Is the price of freedom too expensive?

Sick of your hard earned tax money wasted on endless decency debates?

Are you tired of this unjust WAR ON TOURISM?

Isn't life bad enough without the government -your elected officals - destorying your right to even the pursuit of happiness?

Ever just want to take a vacation?

Well OUTSOURCE DOT COM can HELP YOU!

We here at OUTSOURCE DOT COM are your industry leader in govern-mental outsourcing technology. Our crack smoking staff of redtape specialist are here to satisfy your wants and needs. With all the endless in-fighting going on in Washington, wouldn't you feel safer having a professional foreign technition, with no vested intrest in your well-being, political or social squabbles telling you how to live?

Also, OUTSOURCE DOT COM is well equipped to provide a stable, working government in case of natural disasters, economic down-turns or the inevitable TOURIST attack we've all been dreading. If there was ever a time for OUTSOURCE DOT COM the time is NOW!

Isn't it time that each and every stockholder hold our government accountable for how the corporation you call Amerika works?

Isn't it time that EVERY STOCKHOLDER demands the most for their tax dollars?

Well remember, in December VOTE OUTSOURCE DOT COM, your industry leader in govern-mental outsourcing technology.


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