It's Derby week. If Duh-bya was a racehorse, what would his name be?

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

I like:

Liarinthewhitehouse

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. Man O'War

Oh - that's been done already.

[doni_georgia]

93. Damn - you beat me to it! n/t

[KittyWampus]

2. Born On Third Base

[brainshrub]

3. Limpy

[Catshrink]

4. "Dumb Fuck"

[Burma Jones]

5. TOOGODDAMNDUMBTOEVENBEAHORSE

The only way he could win would be by having all the other horses disqualified.

Of course, NOW I TOTALLY get the whole Dan Quayle thing.

[Bluebear]

6. "Crawford Snow"

[DAGDA56]

7. Ms. Barbara's Slow Learner (nt)

[Bjornsdotter]

57. LOL....love the name!! n/t

[MAlibdem]

8. Special George

It would be Special George in a horse trailer being pulled around the track by a Ford F-150.

[frylock]

temporary

[BlueJazz]

9. Village Idiot

[Sparkly]

10. Mister Ed's Ass

And did you hear Kerry when referred to as "Seabiscuit" say, "War Admiral -- wouldn't that be the wrong rank?"

[jobycom]

11. Glue, if he ran a race like he runs the country. Otherwise

Traitorous Spoiled Frat Boy Who Has Failed at Everything He's Ever Done.

[terrya]

12. LyingWorthlessScumbag

[Zorro]

13. Stewbrain

[narcjen]

14. Gomer Pyle

[demodewd]

15. pretzelface

pretzelface

[SoCalDem]

16. Fuzzy Logic

:)

[buff2]

17. Horseshitforbrains

or Rectum Runner. :evilgrin:

[Junkdrawer]

18. BunnypantsDancer

[DancingBear]

19. Sack O' Shit

That works.

[demodewd]

20. Bab's Afterbirth

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

21. We have some great names here

I also like UncleDicksbitch.

[KamaAina]

22. Misunderestimated

This whole discussion is moot. Lasix may not be banned in Ky., but coke certainly is :evilgrin:

[baldguy]

23. Unconstitutional

Enronica
Arrogant Stupidity
Empty Vessel
Apocalypse

[MUAD_DIB]

24. Stall Patty

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

26. I like it

"StallPatty." Pretty good.

[KittyWampus]

25. Impeachable Offense

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

28. How about

"War Liar?"

"Hidethecoffins"

"EvilDewars"

[Sparkly]

27. Naked Emperor

[Vickers]

29. Spitball

:P

[PartyPooper]

30. Faux Pas

:D

[dweller]

31. LastPlaceLoser

HasBeen
ChumpChange
JokesOnYou
*Moron

possibilities are endless,
dp

[MikeG]

32. Buck Fush

[psychopomp]

33. Brain Dead

[TroubleMan]

34. Bush, according to Laura, is scared of horses

so he'd be too scared to be a racehorse.

[Bluebear]

35. My Beautiful Mind

[davekriss]

36. Molasses

As in slow as...

[KeepItReal]

37. Delegator-in-Chief

<EOM>

[jumptheshadow]

38. Spinelessjellyfish

Yep, that's an actual racehorse name.

[BillZBubb]

39. Lazy Horse

Ok with apologies to the Simpsons, it would be better as a faux American Indian name.

[rumguy]

40. Asshat

[kysrsoze]

41. Lame

[Octafish]

42. Wishesheweresmartasahorse

Thanks to the others on this outstanding thread, DU's building up a respectable database of handles for the Unelected Gluesniffer I loathingly call the Little Turd from Crawford, who were he half as smart as a horse would make him twice as smart as he is. You know who the jockey is, don'cha?

[NYCGirl]

43. My choice:

MISERABLE FAILURE

[tinanator]

44. Oz-wee-pay

not Asswipe!

[yellowcanine]

45. Nosepicker

.

[grannyfran]

46. Liarliarpantsafire

[bruce21040]

47. What would it matter?

He would be the only horse running in the wrong direction.

[Walt Starr]

48. Temporary

Isn't that the name his fellow Bonesmen gave him?

[BiggJawn]

49. "Titebond"...or "Alpo"

As in "glue"....or "Dog Meat".....

[Scurrilous]

84. "Come November I'm Alpo" eom

[Catshrink]

50. Commander Bunnypants

[central scrutinizer]

51. South End of North Bound Horse

nfm

[moondust]

52. Ima Loozer.

[No2W2004]

53. kennebunkport cokehead

[Bjornsdotter]

54. It would be...Wanker

[BattyDem]

55. I can't believe nobody posted this yet ...

WhistleAss

By the way, great thread! I'm sitting here LMAO :toast:

[Must_B_Free]

56. Trifecta

[Bluebear]

58. Perfect!

Also way too subtle for GOPers to 'get'.

[Tellurian]

59. Fool Me Once

and ya cain't full me agin!

[jakefrep]

60. In tribute to The Economist cover from a couple of weeks ago..

All Hat No Plans

NoCajonesForIsrael (he'd have to be a gelding)

[sablescort]

61. WarAsshole

My take on War Admiral


If Kerry was a race horse, his name would be... Ropeadope

[BattyDem]

63. ROFL!

If Kerry was a race horse, his name would be... Ropeadope

I like that!
:toast:

[0007]

62. Boat Race"

[alfredo]

64. Dog Food

[goclark]

65. CokedOutInCrawford

[KittyWampus]

66. Just for kicks

[brainshrub]

67. Kick

[jab105]

68. War Criminal

n/t

[spooked]

69. Terrorspirit

love it!

[imax2268]

70. how about...

borntofail
successfulfailure
yellowcakefake
lyingfurher
misspoken
Alabamanoshow
drydrunkerd

[Change has come]

71. Dubya M D

B-)

[are_we_united_yet]

72. BringEmOn

[Renew Deal]

73. Funny, Horse 10 name is Imperialism

No joke, I heard it on the news. Look here:

http://msn.espn.go.com/horse/triplecrown04/s/2004/0428/1791814.html

[drfemoe]

74. Pretzel-Logic

[Andy_Stephenson]

75. Closet Case

n/t

[Christ was Socialist]

76. Scared of the batallion stallion<nt>

[Nimble_Idea]

77. "Thisain'tahorseitsanass" or "Hitler"

"ChickenHorseShit"
"WeaponsofMassDestruction"
"Mission Impossible"
"ThisHorseDragsNonWhites"
"TootyFruity"
"PreztleTime"
"Barney"
"LauraDoesthedishes"
"IcanRead"
"GatheringDanger"
"PermanentTaxcut"
"Commanderinbriefs"
"NAPTIME"
"thinksalot"
"TrustMe"
"OperationOutsource"
"ImightbeahorsebutatleastIaintnobush"
"Youwillfindnobiggerass"
"Don'tblamemeevenIvotedforGore"
"IrunEnron"
"Kenny'sBoy"
"BigOil"
"Princess"
"Don'tworryaboutJobsJesuswillsaveyou"

[EV1Ltimm]

78. FoodOnTheFamily or

WingsTakeDream

[T Bone]

79. Bum's Rush

n/t

[Mike Niendorff]

80. "Pants on Fire"

MDN

[DianeG5385]

81. Sh*tforBrains

Field filler.

[Algorem]

82. DerManureFuhrer

[Nlighten1]

83. Whistle Ass

[klyon]

85. Black Cloud

KL

[Hubert Flottz]

86. Old Screwball!

He never drank water he always drank wine!

[Speed8098]

87. DividernotUniter

N/T

[GumboYaYa]

88. Silver spoon.

:)

[snippy]

89. FecalMidasTouch or SpuriousGeorge or FireTheLiar.

[stlsaxman]

90. Supreme Court Sweet Heart

.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

91. "thinks he's jesus"

[Shopaholic]

92. FUBAR

Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition