What will 'patriotic' Republicans do if Kerry wins the election?

[denverbill]

[wryter2000]

1. Other...

Start an all-out war to get Kerry removed by whatever means they can. They'll probably try to get him impeached before he takes office.

[Ganja Ninja]

2. Piss,Moan and Whine for the next 8 years.

Blame Kerry for the consequences for this unelected regime's mismanagement.

[Wickerman]

3. Call him "your" president and complain about the media

and Nader. The librul media helped steal the election - and Nader's 3% is what made a difference in the 65% Kerry, 32% Bush* landslide. :eyes:

Oh, and they will take down their tattered and faded flags.

[lovedems]

4. You didn't have investigate him for a blow job on your list.

That is what I think will happen. They will demand Kerry is an adulterer and demand that he be impeached.

[Mistress Quickly]

5. other

They'll secede.

And they should be allowed to. Just give 'em the south back.

** note to all southerners, I am not disparaging the south, I live here, but it would make it easier, since we already have maps on record, a currency to renew, etc etc I can always move west. ***

[TrogL]

6. Open civil war

Total fascism is within their reach. They're not gonna back down now.

[noonwitch]

7. Spend the next 4-8 years trying to take Kerry down

They'll try to find something impeachable. Scaife probably already has the stormtroopers ready.

[Vogon_Glory]

8. Agreed

[TN al]

9. AAARRRRRGH

Too many right answers! except for that cheerful one. Why the heck did you include that?

[devinsgram]

10. Should be "when" not if.

[NewYorkerfromMass]

11. Throw their medals back....

oh that's right....

[neverborn]

12. I picked...

Cheerfully accept defeat and pledge to stand behind the President in the interest of what's good for the nation.

and here's why.

I consider real conservatives the "patriotic" Republicans. The paleo-cons if you will. The ones who will hold their nose and vote Bush* or vote Libertarian.

Now if you meant the neo-cons.... :/

[AgentLadyBug]

13. lol - forgot the obvious one......

they'll begin impeachment proceedings!

rofl

[NewYorkerfromMass]

16. Best one.

better than mine!

[CBHagman]

14. A combination of the following.

*Sulk like a balky teenager on a family vacation.

*Launch investigations into everything from Teresa Heinz's charity work to President-elect Kerry's hair.

*Act like boors, brats, and snots for eight years.

Note: The above does not apply to people like Hagel, Lugar, Snowe et al. However, DeLay will be quite the spectacle, assuming that his ass isn't dragged into court before then. I'm betting on the court date.

[youngred]

15. spend the next 4-8 years trying to slander and impeach him

unfortunately

[ronnykmarshall]

17. Call Rush

and cry "what now, Rush? What now?".