Does Bush Suck?

[Mattforclark]

This poll may or may not be a freeper trap. Answer at your own risk.

[MrSlayer]

1. Sucks is a compliment.

Were he to merely "suck" we might not be that bad off.

[BattyDem]

2. Hmmm ...

I could say something really nasty ... but I won't. Those of you with dirty minds like mine can write your own joke! :evilgrin:

[Mattforclark]

3. :)

:evilgrin:

:bounce:

[richmwill]

4. Old Joke

It's an old joke, but I'll say it- he's a vaccum cleaner. He sucks AND blows.

[Syrinx]

5. I voted for Bush sucks

But this in no way is meant to disparage people who actually enjoy sucking.

[Elwood P Dowd]

6. He sucks the puss out of Rush's anal cyst

Why else would Pillboy love him so?

[SiliconMethod]

7. I voted no just to piss you off :P ((n/t))

[Mattforclark]

8. We have found a freeper! Burn the freeper!

Bedevere stands on a stage in front of a large crowd of wild villagers.

Villager: We have found a freeper, may we burn her?
Crowd: BURN!! BUUUURN HER!
Bedevere: But how do you *know* she is a freeper?
Villager: She looks like one!
Other Villagers: Yeah! She looks like one!!!
Bedevere: Bring her forward.

(a young woman is pushed through the crowd of villagers to the platform. She
is dressed all in black, has a carrot tied around her face on top of her nose,
and a black paper hat on her head. She talks funny because her nose is
closed by the carrot.)

freeper: I'm not a freeper, I'm not a freeper!
Bedevere: Er,...but you are dressed as one.
freeper: THEY dressed me up like this.
Villagers: No! nooo! We didn't! We didn't!
freeper: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one!

(Bedevere lifts up the carrot to reveal the woman's real nose, which is in
fact rather small.)

Bedevere: Well?
One Villager: Well, we did do the nose.
Bedevere: The nose?
Villager: And the Hat. But she's a freeper!
Villagers: Yeah! Burn her! Burn! Burn her!
B: Did you dress her up like this?
Villagers: NO! No, no, no, no, no, no...
One Villager: yes.
Villagers: yes. yes. yes. A bit. yes. a bit. a bit.
Another Villager: (hopefully) She has got a wart...
B: What makes you think she is a freeper?
Villager: Well, She turned me into a newt!!

(pause)

Bedevere: a newt?

(long pause)

Villager: I got better...
Villagers: BURN HER anyway! BURN! BURN! BURN HER!
B: Quiet, quiet, quiet, QUIETA There are ways of *telling* whether she
is a freeper!
Villagers: Are there? What? Tell us, then! Tell us!
B: Tell me. What do you do with freeperes?
V: BUUUURN!!!!! BUUUUUURRRRNN!!!!! You BURN them!!!! BURN!!
B: And what do you burn apart from freeperes?
Villager: More freeperes!
Other Villager: Wood.
B: So. Why do freeperes burn?

(long silence)
(shuffling of feet by the villagers)

Villager: (tentatively) Because they're made of.....wood?
B: Goooood!
Other Villagers: oh yeah... oh....
B: So. How do we tell whether she is made of wood?
One Villager: Build a bridge out of 'er!
B: Aah. But can you not also make bridges out of stone?
Villagers: oh yeah. oh. umm...
B: Does wood sink in water?
One Villager: No! No, no, it floats!
Other Villager: Throw her into the pond!
Villagers: yaaaaaa!

(when order is restored)

B: What also floats in water?
Villager: Bread!
Another Villager: Apples!
Another Villager: Uh...very small rocks!
Another Villager: Cider!
Another Villager: Uh...great gravy!
Another Villager: Cherries!
Another Villager: Mud!
Another Villager: Churches! Churches!
Another Villager: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck!
Villagers: (in amazement) ooooooh!
B: exACTly!
B: (to a villager) So, *logically*...
Villager: (very slowly, with pauses between each word)
If...she...weighs the same as a duck......she's made of wood.
B: and therefore...

(pause)

Villager: A freeper!
All Villagers: A freeper!

(they do consequently weigh her across from a duck on Bedevere's largest
scale, and she does indeed weigh the same as the duck.)

freeper: (to camera) It's a fair cop.

Thereafter follows the knighting of Bedevere and the reading of the list of
other knights:

Sir Bedevere the Wise
Sir Lancelot the Brave
Sir Galahad the Pure
Sir Robin, the Not So Brave As Sir Launcelot,
who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angor
who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol
and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill.
and the aptly named
Sir Not Appearing In This Film.

[SiliconMethod]

9. LOL! ((n/t))

[kentuck]

10. Like a Hoover vacuum cleaner !

Such an appropriate name, Hoover.....

[themuffinman]

11. maybe

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[guitar man]

12. Well

I would say *bu$h sucks,but I think for him to suck,it would require actual effort on his part,which would be too much like work for the lazy prick!

[Only Me]

13. Yep! n/t

[nonconformist]

14. I don't even think this is an opinion

I think it's past that point. It is an unarguable fact that Bush does indeed suck. Just like the fact that he is a dumbass - it is an actuality. Bush couldn't get a clue if he smeared his body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance while sounding the clue mating call in a field full of horny clues at the height of clue mating season. That, my friends, equates to suckiness and general dumbassery.

[wryter2000]

17. LOL

And I thought this would be a pointless poll. Thanks for the laughs.

:yourock: DUers!

[bearfartinthewoods]

15. I voted no because of the sucky way you prefaced the poll

[Mistress Quickly]

16. Bush doesn't suck

he blows


and wipes

[dae]

18. DUers ROCK, wryter2000 summed it up best in his post, and yes Bush

sucks.
:dem::kick:

[no name no slogan]

19. I would vote no, simply because the question is incomplete.

Everybody knows that President Shrub is one of the few humans who actually defies the laws of physics by both Sucking and Blowing at the same time.

As I'm not a trained physicist (merely a hobbyist), I can't go into any more detail at this time.

[Rhiannon12866]

20. Why would anyone be here unless they believed this?

I know that we get trolls and Freepers, but these guys just must have too much time on their hands, if they come here to disrupt us. Send them to Free Republic or Conservative Underground.