Keep the chickenhawk list up every day

[Elwood P Dowd]

until the freepers and repuke pundits lay off Kerry's military records.
I've been inundated with these these emails about the medals and turning his back on the troops. Even my stupid little niece sent me one saying Kerry was a traitor and Bush was a hero. They're working themselves into a frenzy based on deception and lies. I've never seen so many brainwashed, walking dead in all my life.

George W. Bush - His daddy secured him a slot in the country club
Texas Air National Guard. The unit was mostly comprised of rich kids and politician’s sons who jumped over “regular folks” for available slots in this safe unit.

Not only did Bush secure a highly desired slot, he failed to show up for duty during much of 1972 and 1973.

Dick Cheney - Managed to pull strings and dodge the draft for 8 years. Said he had more important things to do.

Rush Limbaugh - Claimed a health problem kept him from serving. Turns out it was an anal cyst. Now that’s using your head to dodge the draft!

John Ashcroft - The Attorney General dodged the draft.

Dennis Hastert - Speaker Of The House dodged the draft.

Tom Delay - The House Majority Leader dodged the draft. He was too busy killing bugs in Texas.

Bill Frist - The Senate Majority Leader dodged the draft.

Jeb Bush - Florida Governor and Brother of George W. dodged the draft.

Mitch McConnell - The Senate Majority Whip dodged the draft.

Trent Lott - Powerful senator and former Majority Leader dodged the draft. However, he was a cute cheerleader in college at Ole Miss.

Newt Gingrich - Dodged the draft, and his womanizing made Bill Clinton’s pale in comparison.

Karl Rove - The man that tells Bush when to go to the potty dodged the draft.

Don Nickles - Powerful republican Senator dodged the draft.

Paul Wolfowitz - The Under Secretary Of Defense and a leading Iraq war hawk dodged the draft.

Paul Bremer - Bush’s man in Baghdad dodged the draft.

Bill Bennett - Author of the Book Why We Fight dodged the draft. He is also a gambling addict.

Spencer Abraham - The Secretary Of Energy dodged the draft.

Richard Perle - Former high-level Bush DOD advisor dodged the draft.

Saxby Chambliss - Vocal Senate war ally for Bush who shows up on TV pushing the war.... dodged the draft.

Gary Bauer - Right Wing religious nut dodged the draft.

Alan Keyes - Popular Republican spokesman dodged the draft.

George Will - This nationally syndicated republican columnist never met a republican war he didn’t like, yet he dodged the draft.

Jerry Falwell - Another war-loving TV preacher who dodged the draft.

Roger Ailes - The head of the most powerful republican propaganda machine, FOX News, dodged the draft.

Rudy Giuliana - The famous mayor of New York was a draft dodger.

Neal Boortz - Radio talk show host that calls anyone protesting the war in Iraq a “traitor” successfully dodged the draft.

Don Evans - What else is new? The Secretary Of Commerce joins the crowd of cowards that surround Bush. He is a draft dodger.

Brit Hume - Did anyone at Fox News ever serve in the military? Brit Hume is a draft dodger.

Lewis “Scooter” Libby - Draft dodging Dick Cheney’s Chief Of Staff is a draft dodger. He loves wars though.

Andrew Card - President Bush’s Chief Of Staff dodged the draft.

Mike Savage - This war hawk turned into a butterfly when Vietnam came around. He was a peace-loving draft dodger.

David Horowitz - Another draft dodger.

Wolf Blitzer - Loves to cover wars, but when his number came up it was draft dodging time.

P. J. O’Rourke - The author of Give War A Chance never put on a uniform.

[MrSlayer]

1. Have any Repubs served besides McCain?

We all know what he did, are there any more?

[Elwood P Dowd]

2. Duncan Hunter

Ollie "The Criminal" North, Bob "Ole Fart" Dole, and Colon Powell Movement.

[Andy_Stephenson]

5. Bob Dole is a war hero.

In 1942, Bob Dole joined the Army's Enlisted Reserve Corps to fight in World War II. He became a second lieutenant in the Army's 10th Mountain Division.

By April of 1945, he was fighting the Nazis in the hills of Italy where the action was fast paced. One of the platoon's radio men was hit. Bob Dole crawled out of his foxhole to help him, but it was too late.

Suddenly, while trying to assist the downed radio man, Dole was hit by Nazi machine gun fire in the upper right back and his right arm was so damaged that it was unrecognizable. Dole was immediately given morphine by an Army field medic to alleviate the pain, and his forehead was marked with an "M" in his own blood to alert medics. He was not expected to live.

But other than that...he is a puke.

[Elwood P Dowd]

4. There are over a 100 more that can be added

Scalia, Thomas, Hyde, Gramm, Santorum, Starr, Kristol, and many others were left off. The damn list goes on for several pages. There are also the female war mongers like Anne Coulter and Karen Hughes. If someone had the time, they could probably come up with at least 200 repuke politicians and pundits that qualify as chickenhawks.

Every time I receive one of those stupid repuke emails about Kerry and his medals, I send them this list along with some editorial comments.
"While Kerry was being shot at and risking his life in Vietnam, Bush was downing shot glasses of Jack Black and working on his tennis game in Texas and Alabama. When he felt like showing up for weekend duty once a month, he flew an F-102. That is, until he refused to take his flight physical."

[seabeyond]

3. as pointed out to me bod dole

needs to be put on the list

[republicansarewhores]

6. Republican Chickenhawks? Deal the cards.

Kerry's people should start giving these out at campaign stops.

RAW

[republicansarewhores]

7. Bumped

Know your Chickenhawks!

RAw

[republicansarewhores]

8. DEMAND ACCOUNTABILITY

AND VOTE THEM OUT!

RAW