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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 04:04 PM
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OMG!!!! He REALLY does look like a Chimp!!
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newsguyatl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 04:06 PM
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1. yep, sure does.


poor chimps... i feel bad comparing them to such evil.
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Dark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 04:19 PM
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9. Meh, they probably prefer it to Cheney.
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 10:15 PM
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17. Wow!
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 04:08 PM
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2. you aint kidden
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LizW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 04:09 PM
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3. ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-AHH-AHH-EEEEH-EEEEEH!
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 04:09 PM
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4. LOL
Jungle Love!!!
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 04:13 PM
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5. Hehe...ya think?
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newsguyatl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 04:15 PM
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6. scary
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 04:47 PM
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10. Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
"The Dr. Zaius Song"

Ape: Help, the human's about to escape.
Troy: Get your paws off me, you dirty ape.
Apes: He can talk!
Apes:
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
Troy: I can siiiiiing!


Female Nurse Ape: Ooh, help me Dr. Zaius!
Apes:
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Oh... Dr. Zaius
Ape: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.

Troy: What's wrong with me?
Zaius: I think you're crazy.
Troy: Want a second opinion.
Zaius: You're also lazy.

Apes:
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius

Oh... Dr. Zaius
Ape: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.

Troy: Can I play the piano anymore?
Zaius: Of course you can.
Troy: Well I couldn't before!


"You'll Never Make a Monkey Out of Me"

Troy:
I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-a to chimpan-zee
No you'll never make a monkey out of me

Oh my God, I was wrong
It was Earth all along
You've finally made a monkey

Apes: Yes we've finally made a monkey

Troy: Yes you've finally made a monkey out of me
Apes: Yes we've finally made a monkey out of you

Troy: I love you, Dr. Zaius!
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 10:12 PM
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16. ook
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 04:17 PM
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7. Is he yelling "you media whore"?
.
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OneTwentyoNine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 08:15 PM
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12. No...Have that reporter arrested!!! He's against freedom!!
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 04:17 PM
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8. ah, there's one to save for later use...
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9215 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 08:12 PM
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11. Coke induced Simianism!!
We didn't get the village idiot for pResident, we got a cokehead with 90% of his cerebral matter fried from coke use.

I still think that if we could get an accurate measurement of the width of his nasal passages that they would exceed the norm by 1000%--stovepiped from snorting Peruvian Marching Powder.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 08:57 PM
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13. Hey! Stop insulting us primates!


we're not all evil turd-throwing animals.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 09:23 PM
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14. Hahahahahaha!
Thanks for posting this CW, it made my day.
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 09:46 PM
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15. Why offend the chimp population? What a dipwad.
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