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botchan Donating Member (160 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 06:42 PM
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Ask your Conservative friends this -->
Your house is on fire and you are stuck in it. Rush, Hannity, and John Kerry are outside --> Whom do you call for help?
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 06:46 PM
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1. I call for Hannity
Since chances are good that I will die anyway, I'd rather take that fucking asshole down too. My last good deed for my DU brethren. :bounce:
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radiclib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 06:49 PM
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2. Nice thought, but..
it wouldn't work. He'd be running away too fast.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 06:50 PM
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3. That's what hammers and kneecaps are for.
:bounce:
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checks-n-balances Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 07:04 PM
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4. "My last good deed for my DU brethren..."
And what about your DU sistren?

Oh well, we don't like him either...
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 07:08 PM
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6. Hi demo@midlife! I love your sig line.
Welcome to DU. :bounce:
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OregonHippie Donating Member (6 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 07:07 PM
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5. Rush
As I'm sure he'd have some painkillers on his person in case I get burned.


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