Comic Relief: Freeps Fantazise About Britney & Bond Girls!

[K8-EEE]

OMG! This LOL thread concerns the fitness of Ms. Spears as a Bond Girl from the distinctive FR point of view. Brit-dissers chastised and reminded "remember she supports The President and is sponsored by Clear Channel!"

One of the freeps would like Brit to be a fixture in his trailer. GAK!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1121793/posts

[On the Road]

1. "Britany Spears: The Other White Meat" !

Has kind of a ring to it.

[Loonman]

2. Freeks

Creepy stuff.


I once clicked on one idiot's Freeper profile and it was full of really big Britney pics.


In other threads they sometimes comment on hot lesbian porn while railing against gay marriage.

Freepers have some serious mental problems.

[liberalhistorian]

6. I"ve noted that almost all men,

even really conservative men, have this thing about lesbians and lesbian "acts", shall we say, they really get off on it. That's what jumpstarted Howard Stern's career, his bringing to his show his fantasies about watching lesbians get it on and actually having it happen in his studio.

I find that fascinating, because we gals really don't feel the same way about gay sex and watching gay men get it on!

[K8-EEE]

8. Here's The Thing About Lesbians...

Especially from a freeper point of view -- lesbians are women who apparently like sex! Unlike say, these guys' own wives, lol.... the lesbians have sex just to have sex. Not as a "duty" or to have kids or whatever.

[liberalhistorian]

9. Sounds like a reasonable

explanation to me!

[redqueen]

3. Family values = old men lusting after loose women

Don't you love what passes for "Christian behavior" these days?

[liberalhistorian]

4. ROFLMAO!

OMG, that has to be the funniest stupidest thread I've ever read on Freak Republic! Who'd have thought that freepers actually think about sex in any kind of a good way?

Did you catch the response to the poster who reminded people that Britney supports Shrub and Clear Channel, they said "Trashy Sluts for Bush, oh boy!"

Judging from the pics they posted of their favorite Bond women, it's nice to know that at least some male freepers have some taste when it comes to women.

[K8-EEE]

5. Hey They Even...

are not boycotting Sophie Morceau, they must have given her a pass on her unacceptable French-ness since she was in Freep Fave Flick "Braveheart!"

That one guy would even let Sophie in the trailer, providing she switched the champagne to Schlitz and the Chanel No 5 to...Schlitz! LOL!

[liberalhistorian]

7. I know, too funny!

And I was surprised not to see any French-bashing when they were talking about Sophie Marceau. Of course, her looks may have had something to do with it; I'm a straight gal, but even I can see just how gorgeous she is.