Ideas for Kerry commercials anybody?

[niceypoo]

How about "Combat errorism, vote for Kerry". Better yet would be a commercial outlining Bushes major flipflops............

[swag]

1. Are you with the campaign?

Fresh out of ideas already?

[ihaveaquestion]

2. How about a series of images / captions

juxtaposing Kerry & Bush service timelines.

Kerry entering Navy / Bush entering NG.
Kerry going to Vietnam / Bush staying in Texas.
Kerry being promoted / Bush partying
Kerry saving his buddies / Bush campaigning for Poppy's friend.
etc.

Ending with:
Kerry getting decorated / Bush going wherever/missing/awol.

Do a narrated version for radio.

[bif]

7. "John Kerry was getting decorated while Bush was getting trashed

n/t

[Alpharetta]

3. show the media bias

A montage of all the newsmen, Every single fricking one of them: the blow-dried embedded reporters, the financial reporters, the political pundits. Show them all with their glowing words for Bush.

"awesome military might"
"economic recovery soon"
"dramatic rescue of Jessica Lynch"
"no child left behind"
"roadmap to peace"
"the improving job situation"
"end of hostilities in Iraq"
"will improve the air we breathe and the water we drink"
"a devastating blow to Al Qaeda"
"the last pockets of resistance"
"lower health care costs"
"Saddam can launch his missiles in 45 minutes"
"will improve our schools"
"will safeguard social security"
"showed compelling evidence of weapons of mass distruction"
"end of major combat operations"

Then go black. Then ask the question: "Everything's fine. Right?"

[Bertha Venation]

4. Yeah.

Just a voice over, on top of a black screen.

"George W. Bush is an idiot. Anyone who votes for him is a non-thinking sheep."

[Kadie]

5. My Idea

Show bushie pushing his tax cuts... then show clips representing the falling economy, people out of work, hungry etc... Then have a bushie voice over, I am George W. Bush and I approve of this economy.

Show footage of bushie's plans to go to war talking about WMD's, then show footage of the fact that they lied about the WMD's with the voice over, I am George W. Bush and I approve of this policy.

Basically, show bushie show casing whatever subject he is on, then show the real effects of his policy, the end with him saying how be approves of the way things are going.

[bif]

6. Mine

[Sparkly]

12. I had a similar idea

Show graphs and headlines of the declining economy, escalating war, mounting deaths and deficits etc., and have Bush's own voice in a voice-over saying "fool me once..." etc.

Or, I like your idea -- show these catastrophes and have Bush's actual voice saying "stay the course" and "the economy is improving" and "we're making progress in Iraq" etc.

[Cyrano]

8. Mission Accomplished

Film of Dubya doing his little top gun victory jig on the aircraft carrier under the mission accomplished sign. Have the date overlaying the picture.
Screen goes to black, April 2004 comes onto the screen along with the words over six hundred dead Americans.

Maybe a little heavy-handed, but some variation of this may work.

[AlinPA]

10. Good suggestion. There is a picture of the idiot with a colored

helmet and stupid goggles. Show it alongside Kerry getting his medals.

[AlinPA]

9. Do Bush* flip-flops first.

Make a "comedy of lies" commercial.
Then something on his NG service vs Kerry's war service. Get tough.

[Sparkly]

13. There's plenty of material

for the flip-flops!! Everytime they accuse Kerry of being "all over the place" on issues, I think we MUST have an ad like that.

[truthspeaker]

11. the "Bring 'em On" commercial that was submitted to MoveOn

But then retracted for copyright reasons. Names of US servicemen killed in Iraq, with a voiceover of Bush's lies about WMDs and Al Qaida connections. End with "He lied. They died."

[CityZen-X]

14. TV Ad

Visual: Twin Towers being struck<snip>Bush*t reading a Fairy Tale book to grade school children.
Voice over: As our country was being attacked President George Bush sat and read a Fairy Tale to a group of school children.

Visual: Show Saudi elites boarding airliners. Voice Over: The very next day after it was discovered that 15, of the 19 terrorists were Saudi Nationals. Members of the Saudi government, including their families along with Osama Bin Laden's relatives were allowed to flee the country with the blessings of the Bush Administration.

Visual: KIA coffins draped with U.S. flags super imposed over shots of Iraqi oil rigs, with captions stating (where are the WMD's?<snip>A shot of Osama Bin Laden socializing with his men. Voice Over: Where is Osama?

Visual: Of Kerry standing, addressing a crowd of Americans
Voice Over: This November let's put a man of integrity, truth, and honor into our White House.<snip>

Visual: Bush sitting in front of those school kid's reading, with that Chimp Smirk on his face. Voice Over: Can America stand for 4-more years of Fairy Tales! (fade to black)

[ObaMania]

15. This is more anti-* than a pro-kerry ad...

Footage of the 1st plane hitting the WTC then a voiceover of a * impersonator saying "that's one bad pilot."

Screen goes black.

White letters appear saying Steady leadership?

[CityZen-X]

16. Kickeroo

[symbolman]

17. We have over

40 animations at Take Back the Media.com

We've offered my ARMY OF ONE ad to Kerry for free at the New Hampshire primaries where it ran on Cable TV 3000 times, thanks to a hefty donation..

http://www.takebackthemedia.com/flash.html

take your pick and if you know Kerry or his team, ARMY OF ONE is already vetted for cable tv..

FREE..

[clintonrulesalqaida]

18. The Perfect Ad

The planes crash into the tower, not WTC, but WJC, because it was the boy who fed this beast. After the towers come down, we have a picture of the Cole and the triumphant response from the boy...which is...anyone...anyone...anyone? Damn, this is harder than I thought. Sorry.